Archive for Your Fratoscope

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Jan24

Your Fratoscope: January 24, 2016

by tonyd on January 24, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday is postponed, due to snow. Aries:  You would’ve met a new romantic interest, but they got stuck home in the snow. Taurus:  A great job opportunity would’ve happened, but alas, too much […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan17

Your Fratoscope: January 17, 2016

by tonyd on January 17, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll finally be too old to gawk at high school cheerleaders without someone talking about calling the cops. Aries:  No matter how many episodes you watch, you still don’t understand Dragonball Z. Taurus:  You’ll […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan10

Your Fratoscope: January 10, 2015

by tonyd on January 10, 2016 at 1:13 am

If your birthday is this week:  The stars say, call the cops.  That’s not a surprise party waiting inside, someone is robbing your place.  The stars would’ve done it, but the stars don’t want to get involved. Aries:  Your gum […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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