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Dec13

Your Fratoscope: December 13, 2015

by tonyd on December 13, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  The stars say, suck it up for another two weeks, because no one is buying you two big presents in a month. Aries:  You find out the fish that got away has turned the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec06

Your Fratoscope: December 6, 2015

by tonyd on December 6, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your mom ends up lighting those joints you hid with the birthday candles, so there will be no leftover cake. Aries:  You will get into a very exaggerated fist fight with William Shatner. Taurus:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov29

Your Fratoscope: November 29, 2015

by tonyd on November 29, 2015 at 1:44 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday gifts will all fit into one bag, because most things you get at a gas station mini-mart is pretty small. Aries:  You will build your own Frankenstein monster, who will then max […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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