Archive for Your Fratoscope

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Nov01

Your Fratoscope: November 1, 2015

by tonyd on November 1, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will discover that your heart-shaped birthday cake is a leftover from Valentine’s Day 2013. Aries:  Yesterday, giving candy out was cool, today, out of your van, it’s just creepy. Taurus:  You will find […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct25

Your Halloween Fratoscope

by tonyd on October 25, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  The stars say, those people in your apartment aren’t throwing a surprise birthday party, they are robbing your place. Aries:  The Headless Horseman will get into an accident with his car, but your insurance […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct18

Your Fratoscope: October 18, 2015

by tonyd on October 18, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your s’mores will be good, so you’ll have s’more. Aries:  You future grandchild travels back to the past to thank you for your recycling and to borrow $60. Taurus:  Take a page from your grandfather’s […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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