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Oct11

Your Fratoscope: October 11, 2015

by tonyd on October 11, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday cake is kinda small, but then Ho-ho’s are only a few inches across. Aries:  You’ll discover Call of Duty wasn’t very good training for actual fighting in Afghanistan. Taurus:  You’ll send your dog […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct04

Your Fratoscope: October 4, 2015

by tonyd on October 4, 2015 at 12:33 am

If your birthday is this week:  The Cake Boss will repossess your birthday cake and beat up your friend that ordered it.  He wishes you a happy birthday, though. Aries:  You find a dollar, which would be lucky, except that’s all […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep27

Your Fratoscope: September 27, 2015

by tonyd on September 27, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  The Super Moon will turn you into a Super Werewolf with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal werewolves. Aries:  You come back to your place to find it trashed and you learn an important lesson: […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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