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Sep20

Your Fratoscope: September 20, 2015

by tonyd on September 20, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  For no reason, your cake will be shaped like Vladmir Putin’s nose. Aries:  The ghost of Abraham Lincoln will appear to you and demand a licensing fee for every penny you used over the years. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep13

Your Fratoscope: September 13, 2015

by tonyd on September 13, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  In the middle of your birthday song, someone will stop it saying, “Wait, wait, wait.  Fuck this guy.” Aries:  You’ll make some baby corn…and it will scream. Taurus:  You’ll wake up with your pajamas full […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep06

Your Fratoscope: September 6, 2015

by tonyd on September 6, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  TGIFriday’s charges you a licensing fee for making the waitress sing the Happy Birthday song to you. Aries:  Your Trivia Pursuit game ends in a fist fight…again. Taurus:  Your canoeing trip introduces you to all […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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