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Aug30

Your Fratoscope: August 30, 2015

by tonyd on August 30, 2015 at 1:17 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday keg will be unable to hold up its birthday candles, despite being covered in icing. Aries:  You’ll suddenly realize that you never returned that video back to Blockbuster in 1995. Taurus:  Some rough […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug23

Your Fratoscope: August 23, 2015

by tonyd on August 23, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday cake will read, “Something generic.  I don’t want to spend a lot of money.” Aries:  You will be mistaken for a Taurus, which is bad because Tauruses are likely to get stabbed this […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug16

Your Fratoscope: August 16, 2015

by tonyd on August 16, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  The birthday clown that came to your party as a kid shows up and begs you for a gig so he can score some clown heroin. Aries:  You’ll discover that your favorite beef jerky is […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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