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Aug09

Your Fratoscope: August 9, 2015

by tonyd on August 9, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your ice cream birthday cake will be made from a unique flavor called chocolate-chip salmon. Aries:  Your portable pizza parlor business runs into a problem, as the patent office refuses to patent Italians. Taurus:  You […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug02

Your Fratoscope: August 2, 2015

by tonyd on August 2, 2015 at 2:10 am

If your birthday is this week:  On the way to your birthday cake, you’ll walk face first into a spiderweb, flail about helplessly and knock your cake to the ground.  Later, you’ll notice a spider enjoying floor cake. Aries:  You’ll adjust […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul26

Your Fratoscope: July 26, 2015

by tonyd on July 26, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  It’s your birthday, so take the week off.  Your boss is going to fire you anyway. Aries:  You will greet the morning with a pan flute song because Zamfir broke into your house. Taurus:  You’ll […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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