The Top 10 Things That Are Different in a Strip Club if You Bring Your Girlfriend:

10) There’s more talking about the stripper’s shoes.

9) Lap dances cost twice as much, but are twice as interesting.

Strippers no longer think you’re creepy, just oversexed.

7) The champagne room has a lot of girl talk.

6) You’re forced to tip the ugly strippers.

5) You talk way less about how “you’d like to tap that”.

4) There’s way more talking about the stripper’s “cute outfits”.

3) You think way less about fucking one of the strippers.

2) You think way more about your girlfriend fucking one the strippers.

1) You have boobies to touch after you leave!

Jenna Jameson picture linked from the Grumpiest

 

 

 

 

 

 

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