Archive for June 13th, 2008

Señor Cactus Time!

News: June 13th, 2008

And now it’s time for that prickly purveyor of wisdom…
The king of the Caryophyllales-Cactaceae…
Ladies and gentlemon’, the great Señor Cactus!

Swerving in Philly:
Dear Señor Cactus:
I drive better when I’m drunk. Would you ride with a drunk driver?
Kevin, 22, Philadelphia
Dear Future Roadside Memorial:
Ya can’t drive drunk, mon’! All dat swervin’ make ya […]



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