Archive for October 8th, 2008

Ask Señor Cactus!

News: October 8th, 2008

translated by Mr. Shit
transcribed by Tony DiGerolamo
 
And now it’s time for that prickly purveyor of wisdom…
The king of the Caryophyllales-Cactaceae…
Ladies and gentlemon’, the great Señor Cactus!
 
Virgin in Virginia:
 
Dear Señor Cactus:
I’m a virgin, but I don’t want to be.  Unlike a lot of girls, I want my first time to be with someone I […]



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