Oct14
Hey bros,
It’s the first appearance of Dick Masterson, Chauvinist Detective. For more of Dick’s wacky antics, visit www.menarebetterthanwomen.com!
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Yeah, you probably don’t like gay guys, but you’re pretty fuckin’ hot, Dick!
Dude I fucking love you. EVERYTHING you say is 100% true, I couldn’t agree with you more.
I was sad to find out that my post had been deleted.
SURELY that post contained enough manliness to stay.
A little too much manliness, Cowboy! No disrespect. Maybe you can just slow you roll a little bit on your theories a lesbianism. We don’t want to scare all the ladies away. Especially the ones that kiss each other.
Woman are gay!!!
Yes! And thank God there are pictures of it.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES?!?!?!?
Ouch. Words hurt Samantha. Words hurt.
I’m sorry for my comment earlier.. I know deep down that men are better than women :/
men are not better than women they are equal as god made them to be equal. Just because people presure you dosent mean you should fall into there hatred and agree with them. I am a man. I do not dislike women. Men and women are the same. besides differant reproductive parts and differant builds. Don’t fall into this black hole or it will dominate you’re life and could lead to something worse than just believing and agreeing with them.
SHUT THE FUCK UP! I NEED TO START GETTING LAID AND I NEVER WILL AS LONG AS WOMEN HAVE DIGNITY.
go u
Why are you such a sexist; and why do you swear so much?
I think Dick would say that cursing is manly.
virgin, no doubt
Dick Masterson was molested as a child; I can tell.
FUCK YOU MASTERSON, YOU ARE A SEXIST RACIST PIG.
atleast hes not a dumb asss he isnt racist the word ur looking for is sexist. stoopid. love, the big brown gay
How is Masterson racist? I don’t remember that.
I think Dick is a virgin honestly
If your going to complain about the site then leave, we don’t care for your womanly opinions here
This is the funniest shit ever.
It’s even funnier because you all are SERIOUS.
Retarded men and their silly views.
IHAVEADICK – It is obvious that you don’t have have a dick. Thus the reason you chose such a leading name. Also you wrote – “Retarded men and their silly views.”, which aside from being completely inaccurate, is something a penis-owning entity would never say. Who says silly? That’s a great adjective to describe a dopey bitch. Who says silly views? Aren’t peoples views and their actions based upon those personal opinions the most important things in the world?
Sleek Mouse
@Ihaveadick: You are probably telling the truth. You are probably holding one in your hand, though I doubt it is actually yours…
Well, he must be right. He has a dick. Can’t argue with that.
God Bless You!
Well if he do have ” dick ” in his name he really should have a dick, shouldn’t he?
Oh great. Moderation. I hope dick gets to see what I think of him. How would you like it the other way around dick. If you are still reading. How does your mother feel inside, knowing that she’s your bitch (dog thing. Ownership). I hate you Hitler/ Dick Masterson!
Ladies, Dick clearly stated there was NO WOMEN ALLOWED, how fucking thick can you get?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha, ladies suck my balls and kiss them on the way out!
I absolutly LOVE (I use love even though its gay, but there is no other word for it) the fact that a woman in an expensive car NEVER paid for it. Thats so fucking true, I always knew that but when you said it it just nailed it.
@ Harrison. no we are not thick. you obviously are. There will always be two sides to an opinion and you cannot stop women from commenting on this shit.
seriously, why must there be hate in the world? having a dick doesn’t make you more important, it just makes you a dick. obviously. even more so when Dick is your name.
Actually there are never two sides to an opinion, only an issue. Opinions are one sided… unless you’re a dumbass. Also, women spelled backwards is kitchen.
I don’t think there should be computers allowed in the kitchen women?
HOW ABOUT YOU COOK ME DINNER AND I SIT IN MY WOMAN CAVE!
how ’bout you get with the program and stop being useless… make me a sandwich
YOU STUPID,SSSSTTTTTTUUUUUPPPPIIIIIIDDDDD,DAMNED DUMBASS MAN YOU ARE WEAK,CONCEADED AND YOU ARE WORTHLESS! see? how do you like it!?
Look, uh, you probably don’t belong on this site if you’re 12. It’s got a lot of curse words on it. Also, you spelled conceited wrong and please do not threaten anyone in the comments. This actually isn’t Dick’s site, this is the Super Frat site. We’re a comedy and webcomic. Dick’s site is here. http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/ If you want him to see your comments, you should probably post them over there. Again, it’s probably not an appropriate site for a 12 year-old to visit.
heeeeeeeey!?heh…you manly men cant say anything back to a mere baby factory!?huh,dam it!?
im 12 f****** years old and im a girl and im probably smarter and more talented than you!!! I already know quantum physics and youre fartin’ around making fun of the thing that brought you into this world and CAN take you out!!!
You know quantum physics? Good. Then suck my quark!
At 12 you can’t know much of anything let alone quantum physics. You might only know the very basics. You would have to be taught from aged 5 and that is an extreme intellect and such extreme is exclusive to men! You dumbass bitch!
if this stuff is all in good humour, i’m fine with that. but what i don’t understand is how could some of these men who, judging by their comments, seem rather intelligent have such discriminatory views. most likely, and hopefully, you don’t actually act this way in real life and this is just a tough image you put on for shits n giggles on the internet, but it would be really sad to know that people (especially intelligent people) actually think this way. i hope you guys don’t have children, this is depressing.
I do have a son, and I will do what my mangina dad never did for me: teach him the RIGHT way to handle a woman!
Ladies, please! Why get yourselves all worked up over this? Imagine how much better you’d feel if a manly man cast a glance in your unworthy direction thusly causing your nether regions to moisten in an involuntary but entirely natural and pleasing to him manner? Honestly, it’s women like you that cause gayness in the first place. What man would want to deposit his enormous dose of manliness in a bitter old harridan who doesn’t appreciate the gift he is selflessly giving her? It’s all about take with you women. If you all aren’t careful, you’re going to be left on the shelf; old, bitter, twisted and with a distinct deficiency of penis in your life. Whose fault will that be, eh?
@ HardityHar
And the right way to handle a woman is…?
Yes, your first instinct is correct. She is of course picked up like a six pack by conveniently using both lower orifices in an inserting and gripping motion between your manly fingers. When god made woman, he knew what he was doing, that’s for sure. If only he had thought so far ahead as to provide a switch for shutting her gob after you’ve finished using it though…
@samantha men are not better than women they are equal as god made them to be equal. Just because people presure you dosent mean you should fall into there hatred and agree with them. I am a man. I do not dislike women. Men and women are the same. besides differant reproductive parts and differant builds. Don’t fall into this black hole or it will dominate you’re life and could lead to something worse than just believing and agreeing with them.
This shit is fuckin’ great. It’s the first time I found a web page that doesn’t include runoff sentences, racial jokes and justin bieber jokes since…well, since forever.
Although I do gotta say what a waste of a page it is. Women are equal to men, and both have done great things for mankind. All the guys here are so biased that its actually kind sad. And i’m pretty sure most guys here who talk about women only being good for sex are liars. No girl would come near a man who’s as full of themselves as some of the guys on this page
saw you on the official podcast. this is some good stuff once you realise its satire.
Which podcast?