The Monday Tony Update

Yo, bros!
Yours truly is prepping for an intense week of Super Frat strips and house hunting with the missus.  If you’ve never done the house hunting thing, it’s pretty crazy.  Kind of like watching the HGTV channel and actually giving a shit about the outcome.

In other news, after a long hiatus, I am again working […]

Your Weekend Links

Harsh punishment for a girly drink?  For more weird news, check out our message board.
Our new friends at Stay Greek are doing a banner exchange.  If you’re part of the Greek scene, this is definitely for you.
Guy Ritchie is divorcing Madonna and directing cool movies again.

The Phils are going to the World Series and everyone […]

Campus Q&A

Count Steve and a certain Gamma douche got a mention in the RUNewser in the back.  Why would they interview a Goth for this?

College News

The news has been updated at our message board bros.  In honor of our crossover with Dick Masterson, look for two strip updates this week and other updates.  And with the economy going to Hell, isn’t it about time you bought a Super Frat shirt so you have something cool to wear when you’re evicted?

Collegetown Police Blotter

Hey, bros.  Here are a few mentions from the Ryesmore campus.  To see all the news clips, visit our Facebook page.

Ask Señor Cactus!

translated by Mr. Shit
transcribed by Tony DiGerolamo
 
And now it’s time for that prickly purveyor of wisdom…
The king of the Caryophyllales-Cactaceae…
Ladies and gentlemon’, the great Señor Cactus!
 
Virgin in Virginia:
 
Dear Señor Cactus:
I’m a virgin, but I don’t want to be.  Unlike a lot of girls, I want my first time to be with someone I […]