Well bros, what can I say, another tough week here at the frat house and around the world.  The messed up shooting at Fort Hood continues to get more messed up as the shooter is actually alive AND he went to school at Virginia Tech.  Weirdness.  Death and sadness.  WTF are you teaching at Virginia Tech?  And WTF CNN?  Can’t you even figure out when a dude is alive or dead?  Is it possible that you and the rest of your cable ilk might actually get your facts straight before giving your hair dried mannequins something to say?

I don’t know how you feel about this bros, but to me, it’s just more evidence why these wars have to end soon.  That’s not to say this guy gets a pass for being screwed up for listening to battle fatigue stories or freaking out about going to Iraq (there’s plenty of other alternatives), but shit is getting bad.  As predicted by Justin Rainmondo over at Antiwar.com, embedding the local soldiers with the coalition troops is a very bad idea. It’s especially bad when you have two unwinnable wars on your hands.

Fortunately, this week I discovered the most amazing thing ever.

BEER SPA!

Yes, now you can soak in warm beer, while drinking cold beer and relax and/or drink your cares away.  It’s a great mix of relaxing and drunkenness.  Something we need desperately in these terrible times.  Well, that and maybe a theme park made out of a drug lord’s home.

Pablo Escobar’s house now theme park.  I love the “throw-the-stoolie-out-of-a-helicopter-like-in-Scarface” ride.

We need more happiness in this world, bros.  We gotta turn bad things into good things whenever we can.  And that means having a sense of humor, even if you’re a Jesus freak and work in Safeway.

Technically it is true.  Sure it’s offensive, but that’s why it’s funny!  I mean, that’s why everything on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is funny.  The dick towel is just about the funniest thing in years.   And you can’t get much more offensive than that.  Well, without really crossing a line, anyway.  Say like this guy.  Never dare a cop to check your underwear, bros.  Because he will.

Or she will.  Either way, your weekend is going to get extremely interesting if you reach the point the law enforcement is involved with any part of your undergarments.  That’s probably why you should dress up with your underwear on the outside like Batman.  Especially like this Batman. Remember, just because you’re wearing the cowl, doesn’t mean you can actually kick ass.

And, good news ladies, kissing boosts your immune system.  So share the wealth.  It’s the least you can do for yourself and those of us who buy you drinks.  Just don’t kiss this guy, I think he’s had enough.  And, whatever you do, don’t kiss anyone with a fake tan.

“You’re two shades over the legal limit, sir.”

Well, bros, that’s it from the frat house.  Get out there and rock the weekend.

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