Frat Boy At the Movies: 2012
on November 14, 2009 at 3:49 am
What the fuck is this?! Are you fucking kidding me?! Are you fucking kidding me? WTF?! WTF?! The fuck is this?! John Cusack? What the fuck are you doing in this movie? Roland Emmerich? What the fuck is this?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! Are you fucking kidding me?
Danny Glover?! Danny Glover?! What the fuck?! Are you fucking kidding me?! Are you fucking kidding me?! Woody Harleson?! Fuck! You’re fucking kidding me! What the fuck is this?! What da fuck?! Fuck!
And George Segal? George Segal?! Really?! George Segal?! What the fuck am I seeing?! What the fuck is this?! Are you fucking kidding me?! Giant boats?! Are you fucking kidding me?! What the fuck is this?! What the fuck am I watching?! Ahhhhhh! What the fuck?! Are you fucking kidding me?! What the fuck is this?! Fuck! Why am I watching this?! What the fuck is this?! Roland Emmerich! Are you fucking kidding me?! Are you fucking kidding me?! Ya gotta be fucking kidding me! You’re definitely fucking kidding me! Are you fucking kidding me?! Are you fucking kidding me?!
Africa?! Africa?! What da fuck?!
Best. Review. Ever.
But weren’t the visuals impressive?
I understand your point, but I can get that by going to YouTube and watching buildings explode. I don’t go to the movies JUST to see things get exploded. I want a story that makes sense OR don’t insult my intelligence. Either make a good story with explosions or make a movie called “Explosion! The Movie!” and don’t waste time with a dopey storyline. At least, that’s my attitude, bro. Also, I didn’t think the ark designs were very impressive. Plus, they did the thing with the plane and the runway collapses THREE TIMES. At least mix it up a little!
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