Archive for the ‘Ask Señor Cactus’ Category
Ask Señor Cactus, News: January 22nd, 2010Ask Señor Cactus!TM
translated by Mr. Shit, transcribed by Tony DiGerolamo
And now it’s time for that prickly purveyor of wisdom…
The king of the Caryophyllales-Cactaceae…
Ladies and gentlemon’, the great Señor Cactus!
Worried in PA:
Señor Cactus:
My boyfriend said he thinks he’s more attractive than me, should I be worried?
Dori, 20, PSU
Dear “Pat”:
Cactus, say, dat depend on what yer boyfriend […]
Ask Señor Cactus, News: November 28th, 2009Ask Señor Cactus!TM
translated by Mr. Shit, transcribed by Tony DiGerolamo
And now it’s time for that prickly purveyor of wisdom…
The king of the Caryophyllales-Cactaceae…
Ladies and gentlemon’, the great Señor Cactus!
Desperate in Downingtown:
Dear Señor Cactus:
I have tried everything to get a girl. I’m only 22 and haven’t been in a real relationship yet. Most girls just want […]
Ask Señor Cactus, News: June 27th, 2009
Ask Señor Cactus!TM
translated by Mr. Shit
transcribed by Tony DiGerolamo
And now it’s time for that prickly purveyor of wisdom…
The king of the Caryophyllales-Cactaceae…
Ladies and gentlemon’, the great Señor Cactus!
Unemployed in Philly:
Señor Cactus:
I am attending an alumni dinner with my old college buddies. It’s a place to network, but I’ve been out of work for […]
Ask Señor Cactus, News: February 12th, 2009
translated by Mr. Shit
transcribed by Tony DiGerolamo
And now it’s time for that prickly purveyor of wisdom…
The king of the Caryophyllales-Cactaceae…
Ladies and gentlemon’, the great Señor Cactus!
Post of Shame:
Dear Señor Cactus:
The guys in my dorm shamed me so bad I have magic marker on my eyelids, scalp and ball sack. I’ve tried everything to […]
