Lambda Sigma Rho Paddles!

Yo, bros! Now you can have you’re very own official Lambda Sigma Rho frat paddle. Each paddle is custom-made with your choice of Super Frat (TM) strip on the back! 2nd Assistant Pledgemaster Tony D certifies each one! Only $25.99 plus shipping and handling!  (Continental U.S. only.  All others, […]

Señor Cactus Time!

And now it’s time for that prickly purveyor of wisdom…
The king of the Caryophyllales-Cactaceae…
Ladies and gentlemon’, the great Señor Cactus!

Looking for Love in Lambertville:
Yo, Señor Cactus:
Does love exist? I don’t think so.
Rhiley, 20, NJ
Dear Jersey Emo:
Cactus say, sure love exist! It just don’t exist for you yet mon’! And […]

Tony D at Comedy Central

Hey bros:
I just started writing for the Indecision 08 blog at Comedy Central and already I’m in trouble. Apparently, some World of Warcraft nerds make us D&D cool by comparison. The blog comments are pretty hilarious. The response post should be up soon as well as this week’s strip. We got […]

Girlfriend in a Strip Club

The Top 10 Things That Are Different in a Strip Club if You Bring Your Girlfriend:

10) There’s more talking about the stripper’s shoes.
9) Lap dances cost twice as much, but are twice as interesting.
Strippers no longer think you’re creepy, just oversexed.
7) The champagne room has a lot of girl talk.
6) You’re forced […]

Super Frat Card Game coming soon!

 Yes, bros.  The Super Frat card game “Who’s the Douche?” is in production.  Here’s just a glimpse of the 50+ card set which will retail for around $9.95.  It will include all your favorite bros: Mistah Shit, Rubber, Ira, Dick, MPH, etc. in a game guaranteed to offend your local dean!  Plus, it will include […]

Complete Mafia West Coast is coming!

For those of you bros that play RPG’s, yours truly does a game called Complete Mafia for d20.  The sequel supplement, Complete Mafia: West Coast for d20 will be out May 13th on PDF.  Play mob guys, work for the family and watch yer back.  Those of you on the message board may have already […]

Blog, Blog, Blog

My myspace blog used to post in here, so now I have to post in two place.  But, for no particular reason, I’ve been reviewing movies I’ve seen.  Run, Fatboy Run and The Bank Job were pretty good.  The rest, not so much.  Also, I’m totally addicted to facebook games.  If you want to get […]

March Caption Contest Winner

The winner is Brother Catacomb!  Stop by the message board to see his entry.  Look for the next contest soon.  Also, the link to Mistah Shit’s Ganja Defender has been restored.  It works best with Internet Explorer.  (Firefox makes it really tiny for some reason.)  The second game is still in the works as well […]

L.A. in Pictures

Brother Hollywood had raved about this place ever since he discovered it while living in Manhattan Beach. It really lived up to its name.

Ah! The first bucket of iced tea of the day!

The bros love them some Uncle Bill’s.

Nine dollar grilled cheese at the Artisan Cheese Gallery disappears without a trace.

Ahmet’s friend Paris […]

Final Day in L.A.

Hey bros.
I’m back on the East Coast in New Jersey. Land of crispy bread, excellent cheesesteaks and strange smells. The last day in L.A. was pretty long. It started at 8am. Hopped in my rental car and got the experience the “joy” that is driving the 110. (And you thought […]