Ryesmore License Plate Holder

Hey bros.  Yours truly finally got his Ryesmore University license plate holder.  It’s sweet!

Super Frat on Cafe Press!

Super Frat has another store and this one is on Cafe Press!  Check out our beer stein, thong and much more!

Señor Cactus Time!

And now it’s time for that prickly purveyor of wisdom…
The king of the Caryophyllales-Cactaceae…
Ladies and gentlemon’, the great Señor Cactus!

Swerving in Philly:
Dear Señor Cactus:
I drive better when I’m drunk. Would you ride with a drunk driver?
Kevin, 22, Philadelphia
Dear Future Roadside Memorial:
Ya can’t drive drunk, mon’! All dat swervin’ make ya […]

Simpson Tats

One of the fans at Wizard World Philly had the most awesome Simpson tats.  Check ‘em out.

Blinky!

Kodos?  Or is it Kang?

Don’t eat the insanity peppers!

This is my favorite.  If I lived in Springfield, I’d totally get this tattooed to me.

The Bros in Variety

Brothers Hollywood and Thunderdick are in the Daily Variety.  And Super Frat gets a mention too!  Thanks bros!

Super Frat in Philly

Yo bros:
This weekend the Super Frat crew will be in Philly for Philadelphia Wizard World.

The Super Frat table will be at 1509.  Brother Hollywood (Christian Beranek) will be at table 1513 along with Brother Thunderdick (Ahmet Zappa) on Saturday.  Brother Inappropriate (M. Sean McManus) will also be there.  Look for the panel on Saturday, moderated […]

Announcing Super Frat: The Role-Playing Game

Bros, it was bound to happen.  The Super Frat RPG is coming out.  Probably before Christmas.  $19.99 for the whole book.  It will be like Dungeons and Dragons with beer and college coeds!  Talk about livin’ the dream.

Super Frat Beer Pong on the Horizon!

Super Frat Beer Pong is coming bros!  Custom balls just $3 each or the entire beer pong set with cups for $19.99!   Coming soon!

Lambda Sigma Rho Paddles!

Yo, bros! Now you can have you’re very own official Lambda Sigma Rho frat paddle. Each paddle is custom-made with your choice of Super Frat (TM) strip on the back! 2nd Assistant Pledgemaster Tony D certifies each one! Only $25.99 plus shipping and handling!  (Continental U.S. only.  All others, […]

Señor Cactus Time!

And now it’s time for that prickly purveyor of wisdom…
The king of the Caryophyllales-Cactaceae…
Ladies and gentlemon’, the great Señor Cactus!

Looking for Love in Lambertville:
Yo, Señor Cactus:
Does love exist? I don’t think so.
Rhiley, 20, NJ
Dear Jersey Emo:
Cactus say, sure love exist! It just don’t exist for you yet mon’! And […]