Archive for the ‘Your Fratoscope’ Category
News, Your Fratoscope: July 25th, 2010If your birthday is this week: Your roommate will erase all your porn on your laptop. Sadly, this leaves you with nothing other than Windows and links to a website with tips on how to heal severely chafed genitals.
Aries: The battle between you and your roommates about who will empty the trash finally ends. […]
News, Your Fratoscope: July 18th, 2010If your birthday is this week: Forge closer bonds with the ones you love this week, say the stars. Besides, if you give them too much slack on those chains they might be able to get away.
Aries: Business relationships will be somewhat strained today. Don’t worry, this will pass. Your boss is […]
News, Your Fratoscope: July 11th, 2010If your birthday is this week: The stars say rejoice! You will finally beat a long time rival! But, say the stars, make sure you wipe your fingerprints off the bat.
Aries: Your history exam does not go as planned. Next time, maybe you’ll remember not to hide your shrooms in your trail […]
News, Your Fratoscope: July 4th, 2010Welcome to a very patriotic edition of Your Fratoscope!
If your birthday is this week: You will be face with a choice this week. One decision will lead to happiness and contentment, the other leads to not spending your $80 at the Korean massage parlor. Choose wisely.
Aries: A person from your past resurfaces. […]
