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2010

July 29|War, Huh! What App Is It Good For?
July 27|Mel Gibson: Not Good On the Phone
July 22|Super Frat Meets the Taliban
July 20|The Inception Exception
July 15|Computer Viruses Can Sell Anything
July 13|Taco Night: The Best of the Nights!
July 8|R-E-S-P-E-C-T Spells Lie
July 6|Twilight is Crack for Emos
July 1|Indestructible Dick vs. The United States Air Force
June 29|Nigeria: Land of Spam
June 24|The Katerine Heigl High
June 22|Size Doesn’t Matter Much
June 17|Do You Hear Whistling?
June 15|There Is No God, Only Monkey Porn
June 10|It’s Better to Hack Than to Hate
June 8|I-Phoney I.D.?
June 3|Come Mr. Taliban, Taliban Bananas
June 1|Another Reason To Bring Back Lost
May 27|Strange Frat Boys in a Strange Land
May 25|B is for Boobage
May 20|Spring Break in Afghanistan
May 18|Oil: It’s What’s For Dinner
May 13|War Stinks
May 11|Smell You Later After Breakfast
May 6|The Chronic Movie Goers’ Chronic
May 4|Bang the Mistress Slowly
April 29|War and Pizza
April 27|The Decider Wreckdifies
April 22|Happy Belated 420!
April 20|Meet the New Extremism, Same as the Old Extremism
April 15|Legal Framework in the Nuts
April 13|Losing Your Non-Religion
April 8|Last on His List
April 6|Tony, Tony Everywhere
April 1|Dumper in Chief
March 30|Finally Livin Da Vida Loca
March 25|The Presidential Seat
March 23|Even Duplicates Need Health Insurance
March 18|Love Stinks and So Does Steve
March 16|Masterpiece-of-ass Theater Presents: The Nostradamus Effect
March 11|Good to the Last Bang
March 9|Happy Birthday Ass Chunks!
March 4|Clean Up On Aisle USA
March 2|Never Bring Your Home To Work
February 25|Meet the New Strategy, Same as the Old Strategy
February 23|The Price of Olympic Gold
February 18|Enter Sloppy Dave
February 16|What? No Scorpion King 2?
February 11|K2: The Ultimate Fake High
February 9|Hope I Die Before I Play the Super Bowl
February 4|Mail Room
February 2|Steve Jobs: Bad at Names
January 28|Bush Intern vs. Obama Intern
January 26|Box Office ‘Gine
January 21|Your Hood is Showing
January 19|MLK Wasn’t a Dick About it
January 14|Conan is Just a Little Distracted
January 12|And Mistah Shit Weeps
January 7|Cruel and Unusual
January 5|Planet Vaughn

2009

December 31|Masterpiece-of-ass Theater Presents: Dwarf ‘Gine
December 29|Message Boards Make a Man Mean
December 24|She is Pretty Hot
December 22|Wait, How Ugly?
December 17|Peeing is Easy
December 15|Why He Never Paid Attention
December 10|Tiger Fills Another Hole
December 8|It’s the End of Bitter’s Van as We Know it
December 3|Four Score and Seven Blunts Ago
December 1|Our Lord in Heaven, Mario Be Thy Name
November 26|A Black Wind Blows
November 24|Metaphail
November 19|Here Today Bong Tomorrow
November 17|2012: The Year of Washing Your Hands
November 12|Cooling Down
November 10|The Terrorists Win
November 5|Return to the Isle of Lesbos
November 3|Where the Wild Things Smoke
October 29|The Propaganda Factor
October 27|Media Ouroboros
October 22|Not on Crack
October 20|Health Packs Not Included
October 15|Never Rush Your Draft
October 13|And Tony D Should Get the Oscar
October 8|Hand Down My World Wide Pants
October 6|The Top Ten List You Won’t See
October 1|Mr. MPH Goes to Washington
September 29|With Apologizes to Taylor Swift
September 24|And Ice Cream
September 22|Love Is Forever, Unless It’s Not
September 17|Fuck Up the Vote
September 15|Beck and Last Call
September 14|The Dick Masterson/Super Frat Special!
September 10|Why Bitter Stays Downstairs
September 8|Well, at Least He Tips
September 3|Change You Can’t Believe in
September 1|Accidental Anal Bleaching
August 27|November 5, 2008
August 25|Everybody Has Their Thing
August 20|Dancing with the What?
August 18|Public Education So Good It Has to Be Franchised
August 13|MPH Crashes Orientation
August 11|The Long and Winding Level
August 6|Spontaneous Nutsack
August 4|Beer: A Domestic Policy
July 30|Studying the Super Frat Way
July 28|At Least He Didn’t Get Tasered
July 23|Masterpiece-of-ass Theater Presents: Condom King
July 21|Old Astronauts Never Die
July 16|The Weed is Always Greener
July 14|Audiophile
July 9|Adulthood is a Slippery Thing
July 7|Adios, Dumbass
July 2|More Than Needs the Weed
June 30|But You Wanna Be Bad
June 25|Your Cheatin’ Brain
June 23|Now That’s Reality
June 18|Call of Duty: Iran Edition
June 15|Gates of Hell
June 11|Interviewing Ourselves to Death
June 9|Every Little Thing Helps
June 4|Hair… Down There
June 2|You Break It, You Buy It
May 28|It Takes One to Segregate One
May 26|No If’s, And’s or Butt
May 21|War Protester’s Lament
May 19|Beer: It’s What’s for Dinner or not
May 14|Homeless Power Up!
May 12|Chalupa Reception!
May 7|It Takes Money To Make A Handout
May 5|How Low Can She Go?
April 30|Fair and Balanced
April 28|Yo, Ho, Homey
April 23|Technology über Alles
April 21|Nothing to See Here
April 16|But What Will Frank Caliendo do now?
April 14|Fox News Loves Tea Bagging
April 9|The Double Revenge!
April 8|The Revenge!
April 2|Abrams Fools!
March 31|That’s One Way To Pay For College
March 26|One Way Time Travel
March 24|The Vandal Stimulus
March 19|Give it Away, Give it Away, Give it Away Now!
March 17|When Irish Eyes are Drinkin’
March 12|Not That We Don’t Want Them Drunk
March 10|Less is More and More is Now
March 5|And Radio’s Even Worse
March 4|The Sexless Leading the Flacid
February 26|The Stimulus Show
February 24|Be Careful What You Wish
February 19|Poetry Hand Slam
February 17|The A-Rod Question
February 12|Here’s a Fact: Eww.
February 10|Master Piece-of-Ass Theater Presents: The One Leg
February 5|Casualties of War
February 3|But Not Too Honest
January 29|IMDB on the Brain
January 27|Keeping Up With Technology
January 22|Because You Never Know
January 20|Hope Springs Eternal
January 15|The Magical Legacy Bore
January 13|Ask a Stupid Question…
January 7|A New Era of Dick Begins…
January 2|The Case Against Intervention

2008

December 30|“Fuck You” That’s My Name
December 24|Faculty Rules
December 18|Pantless Masterson
December 16|Abandon Car!
December 11|Goddess Proof Condom
December 9|It Really Was Pizza Day
December 4|My Other Car’s a Helicopter
December 2|And Wipe Your Feet
November 25|Are You Coming on to me?
November 20|One Tiny Detail
November 18|And Check For Ticks
November 14|Master Piece-of-Ass Theater Presents: The Finish
November 12|Please, Go Home Now
November 6|Good Luck, O!
November 4|And Now the Student Becomes the Dick
October 30|Na-na Na-na Na-na Na, Masterson!
October 28|Bitter’s Hero
October 23|And Saves the Conversation
October 21|Good at Something
October 16|And He Remembers Trash Day
October 14|Dick Masterson, Chauvinist Detective
October 8|The Super Frat-Dick Masterson Crossover: There is Such a Thing as Bad Head
October 3|People Skills
September 25|Ditching Franken’Gine
September 18|Escape from Franken’Gine
September 10|Cherries Raaauurr!!
September 5|What Else Ya Gonna Do in Alaska?
August 26|My Date With Franken’Gine
August 21|Porn Sort
August 13|Dude, Where’s My Short Term Memory?
August 9|When Rubber Met Franken’Gine
August 1|Biting the Hand That Cheats
July 26|Absolute Charisma
July 8|The Ol’ College Try
July 8|Rubber Pin Up from Chicago
July 2|Goth GPA
July 1|Tim Vigil Pin Up
June 24|SWFM: Single White Female Monster
June 17|Aw, Grandma
June 3|It’s Really Hard
May 30|Only Five Years Too Late
May 21|Rampage of Franken’Gine
May 14|Revenge of Franken’Gine
May 9|Super Frat #100
May 1|Can’t Buy Your Love
April 16|Underage and Underfunded
April 10|Revenge of Franken’Gine
April 3|Pride of Franken’Gine
March 26|Date of Franken’Gine
March 12|Franken What?
March 5|At the Start of a Pretty Big Downer
February 19|Black Condom Blues
February 5|Abby Something
January 29|One part short
January 24|At least he wore underwear
January 15|A little from column A

2007

December 21|But who pays the keg deposit?
December 14|Ebay Sells Everything
December 7|When It Absolutely, Positively Has to be There
November 30|Goth Block
November 23|Master Piece-of-Ass Theater Presents: Two for One Deal
November 16|Emo Interuptus
November 9|A Scary Seven Seconds
November 2|And Annunciate
October 26|Dumbass
October 19|Don’t Try This At Home
October 12|Master Piece-of-Ass Theater Presents: The Three Way
October 5|Freedom’s Just Another Word Apparently
September 29|Art Imitates Jack
September 22|So Not Gay
September 15|But Where Did He Poop?
September 8|The Mark of MPH
September 1|You’ve Come A Long Way Baby
August 26|Yes, Please
August 19|And He Got That On Ebay
August 12|Pharaoh Perks
August 5|Sealed For Freshness
July 30|Walk Like A Something…
July 23|Includes Tip
July 16|Big Mummy On Campus
July 9|The Pyramid Scheme
July 2|Egypt über Alles
June 25|It’s All About Networking
June 18|A Parting of Ways
June 11|Egyptian Fire Insurance
June 4|Could Be Raining
May 27|A Course in Irony
May 20|Fan Service
May 13|Now That’s What I Call Hazing
May 6|Shred Giza

2006

December 31|Can You Hear Me Now?
December 24|Sobrietana: Goddess of Temperance
December 17|Band Aid Stick Where It Suppose To
December 8|The Jackass Cometh
December 1|Once You Go Black…
November 20|When Niggaz Ruled
November 13|Your Beads Can Be Used As A Flotation Device
November 6|Priorities
October 31|Spring Break Old School
October 24|Aim For The Whistle
October 16|Spring Break Dick
October 9|Unleash the Lesbians of War
October 2|Cure For the Common War
September 26|That is Soooo Army
September 20|Better Them Than Me
September 4|All About the Numbers
August 28|The Deadly Oboe
August 21|The Revolution Will be Sanitized
August 14|Controlled Rebellion
August 7|Protest Barriers
July 31|Organized Dissent
July 24|Multi-Tasking
July 17|That’s One Way to Recruit
July 10|Rage Against the Tool of the Machine
July 3|Iraq, Do You?
June 26|Enraging the Enemy
June 19|It’s Not Your Everyday Slob
June 12|Recruiting Dick
June 5|An Army of Dumb

2005

December 31|Now That’s Team Spirit
December 24|Goth Sucks
December 17|Dick Hurls
November 30|With Great Power Comes Great Boobies
November 23|South Padre or Bust
November 16|Victory Kegger
November 9|The Hitlerstein Twins
November 2|Adolfa & Eva
October 26|Dick Enraged
October 19|Stomped Dick
October 12|No Chains Will Hold
October 5|Town Ordinance #21
September 28|Lost in Collegetown
September 21|There is no “Fuck You” in Team
September 14|You’ve Got the Look
September 7|A Call to Arms
August 31|Emergency Meeting
August 24|The Obvious Choice
August 17|With Great Power Comes Great Trash Talk
August 10|And He Had To Beg For That
August 3|Backdoor Shenanigans
July 26|Translate This!
July 19|Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That
July 12|Plausible Deniability
July 5|Friendly Fire
June 29|The Answer My Friends…
June 22|Dean Target
June 15|Something From Heaven
June 8|To Everything Turd, Turd, Turd
June 1|The Turd is the Word
May 25|The Unflushable Mr. Turd
May 18|Revenge of the Turd
May 11|No Turd Unturned