| December 31 | | | Masterpiece-of-ass Theater Presents: Dwarf ‘Gine |
| December 29 | | | Message Boards Make a Man Mean |
| December 24 | | | She is Pretty Hot |
| December 22 | | | Wait, How Ugly? |
| December 17 | | | Peeing is Easy |
| December 15 | | | Why He Never Paid Attention |
| December 10 | | | Tiger Fills Another Hole |
| December 8 | | | It’s the End of Bitter’s Van as We Know it |
| December 3 | | | Four Score and Seven Blunts Ago |
| December 1 | | | Our Lord in Heaven, Mario Be Thy Name |
| November 26 | | | A Black Wind Blows |
| November 24 | | | Metaphail |
| November 19 | | | Here Today Bong Tomorrow |
| November 17 | | | 2012: The Year of Washing Your Hands |
| November 12 | | | Cooling Down |
| November 10 | | | The Terrorists Win |
| November 5 | | | Return to the Isle of Lesbos |
| November 3 | | | Where the Wild Things Smoke |
| October 29 | | | The Propaganda Factor |
| October 27 | | | Media Ouroboros |
| October 22 | | | Not on Crack |
| October 20 | | | Health Packs Not Included |
| October 15 | | | Never Rush Your Draft |
| October 13 | | | And Tony D Should Get the Oscar |
| October 8 | | | Hand Down My World Wide Pants |
| October 6 | | | The Top Ten List You Won’t See |
| October 1 | | | Mr. MPH Goes to Washington |
| September 29 | | | With Apologizes to Taylor Swift |
| September 24 | | | And Ice Cream |
| September 22 | | | Love Is Forever, Unless It’s Not |
| September 17 | | | Fuck Up the Vote |
| September 15 | | | Beck and Last Call |
| September 14 | | | The Dick Masterson/Super Frat Special! |
| September 10 | | | Why Bitter Stays Downstairs |
| September 8 | | | Well, at Least He Tips |
| September 3 | | | Change You Can’t Believe in |
| September 1 | | | Accidental Anal Bleaching |
| August 27 | | | November 5, 2008 |
| August 25 | | | Everybody Has Their Thing |
| August 20 | | | Dancing with the What? |
| August 18 | | | Public Education So Good It Has to Be Franchised |
| August 13 | | | MPH Crashes Orientation |
| August 11 | | | The Long and Winding Level |
| August 6 | | | Spontaneous Nutsack |
| August 4 | | | Beer: A Domestic Policy |
| July 30 | | | Studying the Super Frat Way |
| July 28 | | | At Least He Didn’t Get Tasered |
| July 23 | | | Masterpiece-of-ass Theater Presents: Condom King |
| July 21 | | | Old Astronauts Never Die |
| July 16 | | | The Weed is Always Greener |
| July 14 | | | Audiophile |
| July 9 | | | Adulthood is a Slippery Thing |
| July 7 | | | Adios, Dumbass |
| July 2 | | | More Than Needs the Weed |
| June 30 | | | But You Wanna Be Bad |
| June 25 | | | Your Cheatin’ Brain |
| June 23 | | | Now That’s Reality |
| June 18 | | | Call of Duty: Iran Edition |
| June 15 | | | Gates of Hell |
| June 11 | | | Interviewing Ourselves to Death |
| June 9 | | | Every Little Thing Helps |
| June 4 | | | Hair… Down There |
| June 2 | | | You Break It, You Buy It |
| May 28 | | | It Takes One to Segregate One |
| May 26 | | | No If’s, And’s or Butt |
| May 21 | | | War Protester’s Lament |
| May 19 | | | Beer: It’s What’s for Dinner or not |
| May 14 | | | Homeless Power Up! |
| May 12 | | | Chalupa Reception! |
| May 7 | | | It Takes Money To Make A Handout |
| May 5 | | | How Low Can She Go? |
| April 30 | | | Fair and Balanced |
| April 28 | | | Yo, Ho, Homey |
| April 23 | | | Technology über Alles |
| April 21 | | | Nothing to See Here |
| April 16 | | | But What Will Frank Caliendo do now? |
| April 14 | | | Fox News Loves Tea Bagging |
| April 9 | | | The Double Revenge! |
| April 8 | | | The Revenge! |
| April 2 | | | Abrams Fools! |
| March 31 | | | That’s One Way To Pay For College |
| March 26 | | | One Way Time Travel |
| March 24 | | | The Vandal Stimulus |
| March 19 | | | Give it Away, Give it Away, Give it Away Now! |
| March 17 | | | When Irish Eyes are Drinkin’ |
| March 12 | | | Not That We Don’t Want Them Drunk |
| March 10 | | | Less is More and More is Now |
| March 5 | | | And Radio’s Even Worse |
| March 4 | | | The Sexless Leading the Flacid |
| February 26 | | | The Stimulus Show |
| February 24 | | | Be Careful What You Wish |
| February 19 | | | Poetry Hand Slam |
| February 17 | | | The A-Rod Question |
| February 12 | | | Here’s a Fact: Eww. |
| February 10 | | | Master Piece-of-Ass Theater Presents: The One Leg |
| February 5 | | | Casualties of War |
| February 3 | | | But Not Too Honest |
| January 29 | | | IMDB on the Brain |
| January 27 | | | Keeping Up With Technology |
| January 22 | | | Because You Never Know |
| January 20 | | | Hope Springs Eternal |
| January 15 | | | The Magical Legacy Bore |
| January 13 | | | Ask a Stupid Question… |
| January 7 | | | A New Era of Dick Begins… |
| January 2 | | | The Case Against Intervention |