Bros, it was bound to happen.  The Super Frat RPG is coming out.  Probably before Christmas.  $19.99 for the whole book.  It will be like Dungeons and Dragons with beer and college coeds!  Talk about livin’ the dream.

Celebrate the love bros!  It’s Super Frat 100!

Super Frat Beer Pong is coming bros!  Custom balls just $3 each or the entire beer pong set with cups for $19.99!   Coming soon!

Yo, bros! Now you can have you’re very own official Lambda Sigma Rho frat paddle. Each paddle is custom-made with your choice of Super Frat _(TM) strip on the back! 2nd Assistant Pledgemaster Tony D certifies each one! Only $25.99 plus shipping and handling!  (Continental U.S. only.  All others, please email imfix@comcast.net for S&H .

The king of the Caryophyllales-Cactaceae…

Ladies and gentlemon’, the great Señor Cactus!

Looking for Love in Lambertville:

Yo, Señor Cactus:

Does love exist? I don’t think so.

Rhiley, 20, NJ

Dear Jersey Emo:

Cactus say, sure love exist! It just don’t exist for you yet mon’! And what kind o name is Rhiley? Last name? First? Are ya like Shakira now? Mebbe if ya weren’t so wrapped up in yerself, love would find ya. Until den, deres always weed!

Texas Cheat:

Señor Cactus:

I think my baby’s daddy is cheating on me. How can I test him?

Millie, 18, Texas

Dear Daddy Tester:

Cactus say, there is no way ta test an 18 year-old if he’s cheatin’. Because he is! At eighteen, boys get a boner in a stiff wind! Dey cheat wit da girls! Wit a porno, wit a dirty sock, da Internet, homemade vaginas— You could suck him off every two hours and he still masturbate when you not around! Buy him an industrial sized box of condoms and talk to him again at 25.

Have Stripper Will Travel:

Dear Señor Cactus:

I found a stripper’s card in the wallet of my boyfriend. Should I be worried?

Sandy, 23, Detroit

Dear Pick Pocket:

Cactus say, he tink ya should confront yer boyfriend, tell him ya went through his wallet so he can break up witchu! WTF? Mistah Shit has got da card of a good bong maker in his wallet. Don’t mean I want to fuck him or smoke his weed! (Wait a minute, I probably want to smoke his weed.)

Frustrated in Fremont:

Señor Cactus:

My girlfriend wants to have a threesome with another woman. This came out of the blue. How should I take this?

Donald, 19, Fremont, CA

Three is a Magic Number:

Cactus say, wife on da face and new girl on your dick. If yer lucky, ya can watch dem make out above ya at da same time!

Sticky Problem in Pottstown:

Señor Cactus:

How do you get rid of gum in your hair?

Demi, 32, Pottstown, PA

Dear Hubba Bubba Hair:

Cactus say, shave your pubes. Problem solved!

Green in Greensboro:

Dear Señor Cactus:

What did you do for Earth Day?

Marcus, 22, Greensboro, NC

Dear Hippie :

Cactus say, he turn up air condition, spray some hair spray and wasted some Styrofoam. He like da desert! You mammals are screw mon! Heh-heh. Uh, hey wait…

I just started writing for the Indecision 08 blog at Comedy Central and already I’m in trouble. Apparently, some World of Warcraft nerds make us D&D cool by comparison. The blog comments are pretty hilarious. The response post should be up soon as well as this week’s strip. We got some new bros in the message board. Stop in and greet them in LSR style.

Bros:

The pics from New York are up!  Welcome new bros!

10) There’s more talking about the stripper’s shoes.

9) Lap dances cost twice as much, but are twice as interesting.

Strippers no longer think you’re creepy, just oversexed.

7) The champagne room has a lot of girl talk.

6) You’re forced to tip the ugly strippers.

5) You talk way less about how “you’d like to tap that”.

4) There’s way more talking about the stripper’s “cute outfits”.

3) You think way less about fucking one of the strippers.

2) You think way more about your girlfriend fucking one the strippers.

1) You have boobies to touch after you leave!

Jenna Jameson picture linked from the Grumpiest

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