Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is Emo Phillips! He’s funny! He’s weird! Let’s see what he’s tweeting!
January 9th: “Where are my indiscriminate retweeters at?”
Oh, sorry I didn’t see this until now.
January 10th: “There’s one missing.”
Guess that’s me.
January 10th: “NOBODY LEAVE THIS ROOM”
Ooo, caps. He’s upset.
January 18th: “Where are my discriminate non-retweeters at?”
Waiting 18 days for your command, master!
January 19th: “What is your favorite number?”
13.
January 21st: “Which bar is longer?”
Well, obviously it’s— Hey! Wait a minute!
January 31st: “This is embarrassing: somehow our planet has gotten between the sun and the moon, and now we’re blocking the whole thing.”
Great. Now the moon men are going to be pissed.
February 20th: “Whenever I see “tweets are protected” I’m always reminded of those cardboard forts toddlers construct with a KEEP OUT sign in crayon.”
Toddlers definitely sounds right.
February 20th: “Hadrian! HADRIAN!”
See? That guy wanted to build a wall to keep the immigrants out and look what happened.
March 3rd: “Probably the best time period to do so”
Or just look at it on the Internet and eat a bag of chips like I do.
April 23rd: “This seems to me a very slow way to pull up stakes.”
But the important thing is, it works and probably still faster than having the Federal Government do it.
Okay, let’s rate Emo’s Tweets. He’s on tour with Weird Al, which sees appropriate. I give him a 5 for Mustness, a 9 for Style and a 10 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 8. Follow Emo.
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