Apr20

Rewritten Headlines: DC High to Poop Cameras

by tonyd on April 20, 2018 at 12:01 am

DC High Not DC High

Worthless Ideologue Gets Worthless Tribute

Dude Really Needs to Get Orange Stuff Off Hands

Way Worse Than Soul Train

Couple Makes Football Team

NJ Pagans Don’t Clean Up

Pee Pond Poet

German Halloween Spirals Out of Control

Most Intense Deli Ever

Poop Cameras Coming

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Apr18

Twitter in Focus: Jennifer Tilly

by tonyd on April 18, 2018 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is an actress with a baby girl voice, Jennifer Tilly.  Let’s see what Mrs. Chucky is tweeting!

@JenniferTilly

April 14th:  “RIP , a brilliant filmmaker. He directed my sister Meg Tilly in Valmont. She adored him. Here is Milos, Colin Firth, and Meg relaxing on the set between scenes.”

So many people dying these last two weeks.

April 15th:  ““Hello, can I call you back? It’s a bit chaotic here right now…” ”

That’s a messy museum.

April 15th:  “It’s a sign! License plate on the wall of in . Also the name of a cult indie film I did written by and directed by .”

Fast Sofa?  Interesting name.

April 15th:  “Okurrr…”

Not sure what she’s trying to type here.

April 15th:  “ was on his way to the airport when he heard my sister Meg was being considered for , and decided to make a detour…”

Cool behind-the-scenes story.

April 15th:  “I love Oscar Wilde’s ruminations on poker! ”

I didn’t realize Wilde was a poker player.

April 15th:  “Balance. ”

That’s a nice pic.

April 16th:  “Learned a useful word today: “Drunch.” It’s when you meet for a lunch that consists of mostly drinking. ”

Ha!

April 16th:  “Is it even possible to go to  these days and wear a flower wreath “ironically”? No? I didn’t think so. ”

Does it really matter what you wear when you get that wasted?

23 hours ago:  “I drove all the way across town to go to the party, only to find out I was a day early! There’s no one here but me and Rick.”

At least the extra day will give him time to buy furniture.

Okay, let’s rate Jennifer’s tweets.  Pretty genuine.  Nice behind-the-scenes.  Real bummer about Milos.  I give her tweets an 8 for Mustness, a 7 for Insanity and a 9 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 8, follow Jennifer.  And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email me here.

 

 

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Apr16

Fat Guy Eats: Connie Mac’s in Pennsauken, NJ

by tonyd on April 16, 2018 at 12:01 am

Restaurant: Connie Mac’s

Address: 8000 S. Crescent Blvd., Pennsauken, NJ 08109

Food:  Irish Pub

Price:  Average

Portions:  Average

Taste:  Really Good

Service:  Good

Atmosphere:  Bar

After visiting Walt Whitman’s grave with my date, we decided to grab some lunch.  Unfortunately, Donkey’s was closed, but Connie Mac’s was nearby.   It’s hard to get to.  Unless you’re heading toward Philly on Crescent Blvd, you’re really going to have to go through a lot to turn around.  And if you miss the turn, you probably should just make the next turn, park and walk back.  Just FYI.

That all being said, it’s a solid place to get lunch.  The grilled roasted beef sandwich was delicious and came with homemade chips and a pickle.  They also roasted and cut their own roast beef and had several signature sandwiches.  My waitress also targeted me as a massive iced tea drinker and brought me a pitcher.  Bravo.  Beyond that, it’s a pretty typical Irish Pub.  Oh and I had a salad that was pretty decent.  Overall, I’d say these guys are doing the food right.

I give Connie Mac’s 8 out of 10 keggers.  I would totally go here again.

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Apr15

Your Fratoscope: April 15, 2018

by tonyd on April 15, 2018 at 1:26 am

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If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday party is so crazy, even the cops that shut it down get drunk.

Aries:  Your Frankenstein monster can’t really speak and is afraid of fire, but his credit score is amazing.

Taurus:  Your lapdance will be interrupted by a commercial for low mortgage rates.

Gemini:  You’ll be the first person to order a pizza with a Pez topping.

Lemini:  Your skateboard antics go viral even before the ambulance gets you to the hospital.

Cancer:  Due to a mix up during the robbery, you crew robs a Cinnabon instead of a bank.  The cops catch you after you all get diabetes.

Leo:  After Old Man Winter is found brutally murdered in your house, the police refuse to investigate and you are given a medal.

Virgo:  Your trip to Syrian Disneyland is extremely dangerous and although many of the rides have been bombed, for the rides that work the lines are short.

Libra:  Your gingerbread man comes to life and smokes all your pot.

Scorpio:  Your misdemeanor for having sex with deli meats will be dismissed.

Sagittarius:  The stars say, Donald Trump will insist on playing through during your mini-golf game.

Capricorn:  You will take advantage of unlimited toppings at frozen yogurt stand, but it will cause your bowl to collapse from the weight.

Aquarius:  Turns out, your smart missile is only of average intelligence and decides to go to a trade school.

Pisces:  Your doomsday bunker parties have depleted all their resources, which is a shame since you’re going to need it soon.

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