Super Frat

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is celebrity chef, Alton Brown.  Let’s see what he’s tweeting.

@altonbrown

November 29th:  “#IronChefShowdown”

That’s a very analog way to tweet.

November 29th:  “#IronChefShowdown”

This is probably what Trump should do.  Then he could blame the post-its on anyone in his office.

November 29th:  “#IronChefShowdown”

Just googled harissa.  Looks hot.

November 29th:  “#IronChefShowdown”

I said, “Good day!”

November 29th:  “#IronChefShowdown”

Goat?  Are apple goats shaped like goats or do they taste like goats?

November 29th:  “#IronChefShowdown”

The chef knows his stuff.

November 29th:  “#IronChefShowdown”

This kind of tweeting is more work, but you can’t argue with the quality.

November 29th:  “#IronChefShowdown”

If I hosted a show again, I think tweeting while I’m hosting would be pretty tough.

November 29th:  “#IronChefShowdown”

You are going to have to click so many links to read this.

November 29th:  “#IronChefShowdown”

It’s going to be tough to promote those hashtags this way.  I imagine Alton’s assistant furiously transcribing this for the Food Network.

November 29th:  “#IronChefShowdown”

Man, I’d like to eat the food on Iron Chef.  I’d be great at it.

November 29th:  “#IronChefShowdown”

Paying it forward with sausage?  Sounds like a winner or a wiener!

November 29th:  “#IronChefShowdown”

I gotta start watching Iron Chef again.  But every time I watch those shows, I end up eating everything in the house.

November 30th:  “Believe it or not, #JimNabors used to babysit me when i was a kid in LA. A total gentleman and a class act.”

Huh.  Weird.

December 2nd:  “Finally some sweet vinyl in Marietta @myPlasticEmpire”

People don’t think of Atlanta as being cosmopolitan, but it’s a pretty cool area.

8 hours ago:  “Still waiting for my check re: cameo on #ThePunisher.”

You could be a fancy Mafia chef and the Punisher comes in and kills all your clients.

Okay, let’s rate Alton’s tweets.  Gotta love the behind-the-scenes stuff.  I give Alton a 9 for Style, a 9 for Mustness and a 9 for Insanity.  That’s an overall score of 9, follow Alton and watch Iron Chef.  You know, unless you’re on a diet.