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Struggling Actors Further Humiliate Themselves
Just say, “Jesus Christ! WTF Are You Doing?!”
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Homeless Astronauts Struggling
Struggling Actors Further Humiliate Themselves
Just say, “Jesus Christ! WTF Are You Doing?!”
Only Astronauts Can Afford Space Car
Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is prolific comic creator, Kurt Busiek! Let’s see what he’s tweeting.
August 21st: “As a random example of the necessity of getting details right, I recall reading a music review in the Boston Globe that praised…”
140 characters, Kurt…
August 21st: “…Hank deVito and mentioned that he wrote “Queen of Hearts” for Juice Newton. My reaction was, “What? No, he didn’t!” and wound up not…”
…not 140 words or…
August 21st: “…trusting that music reviewer to know what he was talking about thereafter. Because as a Dave Edmunds fan, I knew that…”
…or 140 sentences…
August 21st: “…while deVito wrote “Queen of Hearts,” he didn’t write it for Newton.”
…or paragraphs. I guess Hank wrote it for himself?
August 21st: “That could have been the editor’s mistake, of course, but either way, it told me that anything the article said that I didn’t know…”
While I think of it, Kurt is famous for Astro City. Very fun comic book.
August 21st: “…before reading it was suspect. A lack of detail is preferable to incorrect details.”
On that, we can agree. (Good thing you weren’t watching Game of Thrones Sunday.)
August 21st: “Down to 36 unread messages. I think I can get further than that today, but first I’m going to brush my teeth.”
You could condense your tweets. Might save you time.
August 21st: “My brain keeps poking at me with a version of the Fantastic Four where Reed is the youngest member of the team.”
Alternate universe.
August 21st: “He’s one of those kids who went to college at, like, 13, and Big Ben Grimm wound up his campus protector and friend.”
You’d have to make Sue some older cougar that takes an interest. You know what I mean.
August 21st: “For some reason, the Storms are insisting on being half-Asian in this version, and Ben is black.”
Better rush that pitch to Marvel, before forced diversity completely destroys the publishing arm.
August 21st: “Reed may very well be Hispanic, but I’m not sure.”
Why not just make a completely new comic?
August 21st: “Hmm. The Fantastic Furs.”
The furries would like that.
18 hours ago: “Just had a delightful dinner with @scottmccloud @ivyratafia and family, who were up in these parts for eclipsery reasons.”
That’s nice.
15 hours ago: https://twitter.com/KurtBusiek/status/899890642876104704
Now what if that clown was Eskimo? Just think about it.
5 hours ago: “It’s puzzling when you get tweets that want you to support the GOP because the Democrats were against black citizens voting in the 1860s.”
It’s puzzling to me that anyone would support the GOP or the Democrats at this point.
3 hours ago: “Just read CALEXIT #1 and it was really good. Like a cross between AMERICAN FLAGG and an early Vertigo title like SHADE THE CHANGING MAN.”
Hmm. Huge fan of American Flagg. Will have to check it out.
3 hours ago: “Vivid, memorable characters, compelling set-up and story. I’m eager to see what comes next.”
Cool.
3 hours ago: “Art was clear and effective, aside from a Craftsman house looking nothing like a Craftsman at one point. Good lettering, too.”
Are Craftsman’s houses that specific?
1 hour ago: “I remember when it took me a day to get back into the swing of things after a con. Now, two days after, I’m still in a mental bog…”
Well, I got stuff to do, so I can’t wait around for the end of this tweet, Kurt.
Let’s rate Kurt’s tweets. I give him a 6 for Style, a 9 for Mustness and a 10 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 8.3. Follow Kurt.
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Restaurant: Joe Italiano’s Maplewood
Address: 470 White Horse Pike, Hammonton, NJ 08307
Food: Italian Food
Price: Above Average
Portions: Big
Taste: Great!
Service: Excellent
Atmosphere: Classy
Joe Italiano’s Maplewood is always packed. Located in Hammonton very near to my dad’s side of the family, my dad took me here on a Monday night.
Still packed with people.
You gotta go here. You just gotta. You’re gonna spend some money, but it’s worth it. When a place is packed on a Monday night after being open for 70 years, they’re doing something right. I had been here once before about a year prior just to get spaghetti and meatballs. I got the giant ones and they were delicious. This time, I got my favorite, Chicken Parmesan. Even though the pasta is really good, I was dying for fries. They handmade me some. So good!
They also have great house salad, amazing bread and the clams casino was perfect. If you’re a fan of Italian food, this has to be a stop for you.
I give Joe Italiano’s Maplewood 9.5 out of 10 keggers.
If your birthday is this week: A hockey fight will break out at your birthday party and you’ll spend the rest of the evening in the penalty box.
Aries: Your pizza guy will insist that you don’t need the carbs.
Taurus: The stars say, that Frisbee’s still on your roof.
Gemini: You’ll take an enormous shit, but decide later that you should return it to its rightful owner.
Lemini: You’ll hit on 17 and she’ll turn you down.
Cancer: Your computer will inform you that you’ve reached maximum porn storage.
Leo: You’ll enjoy a cup of chunkless Chunky Soup.
Virgo: You’ll invent a new ice cream flavor called Disappointment Orange that tastes like Lemon.
Libra: You’ll reconnect with an old mentor just in time for them to borrow money from you.
Scorpio: You’ll prove that the cinnamon challenge isn’t a challenge if you use your anus instead of your mouth.
Sagittarius: Someone dressed in a gorilla suit will attempt to get you to buy them bananas.
Capricorn: You will put your genitals against an a historical object.
Aquarius: You will discover an entire case of whiskey in your cellar and realize that your supply is far too low.
Pisces: You will attend the Jersey Shore Comic Book Show where fans will shower you with praise and later, an actual shower, so maybe wear a clean shirt.
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