Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is Jenna Fischer, AKA: Pam from the Office. Let’s see what she’s tweeting.
May 2nd: “Yes! Also…how do you sit and eat or have any fun at a party? Can you change into a cocktail dress after the red carpet part?”
Famous people problems. Must be nice.
May 2nd: “Yay! Big Bird saved! Also, NEA funds go to support arts groups with rural, GOP-leaning states topping the lists of spending per person.”
I’m sure that’ll totally be worth the crippling debt we’re leaving behind.
May 2nd: “It’s teacher appreciation week! Sending love and gratitude to my sister, Mom and brother-in-law who are all educators. #payteachersmore”
I hope they privatize education so they get paid more.
May 2nd: “Teacher Appreciate Week! They do so much more than teach facts.”
Teachers taught me Dungeons and Dragons, so that checks out.
May 2nd: “Congrats to @JennColella and @wecomefromaway for their well-deserved Tony nominations today! #TonyAwards2017”
Lotta acting stuff happening that day.
May 2nd: “For my fellow artists and Actors Equity members, here is an important message from @clairekarpen”
Is May 2nd like Actor’s Day?
May 3rd: “This is awesome. #noexclamationpoint”
That sounds like something Pam would say.
May 3rd: “Prison Mike earrings y’all!”
Those are pretty cool.
May 4th: “”Oh my God, Dwight’s kind of my friend!” #officelunchdate #FriendsForever @rainnwilson”
Aw, mini-reunion.
24 hours ago: “My BFF made a movie! @creedbratton @AngelaKinsey @bakingwithjosh”
Wow, the cast is so tight with each other. Nice.
10 hours ago: “I expect everyone in St Louis to have incredible hair now that my hairstylist Luda will be at @GoveroSalons in Des Peres. #myhairmissesyou”
This is a very girly Twitter account, but that’s fine.
10 hours ago: “Luda is a color expert!! Come to St Louis! We now have the best hairstylist, pizza and frozen custard!! And a free Zoo!”
I’ll trust you on everything but the pizza. NJ represent!
Okay, let’s rate Jenna’s tweets. I give her a 9 for Mustness, an 8 for Insanity and a 9 for Style. That’s an overall score of 8.6, but I’m going to round up to 9 because she’s so lovely.
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