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Apr17

Fat Guy Eats: Super China

by tonyd on April 17, 2017 at 12:01 am

Restaurant: Super China

Address: Echelon Mall Food Court, Voorhees, NJ

Food: Chinese Food

Price: Cheap

Portions: Big

Taste: Edible

Service: Friendly

Atmosphere: Cafeteria Style

So I went into the old Echelon Food Court to hit my favorite cheap sushi place, only to discover to my horror that it is long gone, along with most of the places to eat in the Food Court. Food Courts are rapidly becoming a thing of the past and for good reason. No one likes to eat in public while a bunch of shoppers look at you. Still, I was hungry, so I opted for Super China. What a mistake.

First, no unsweetened iced tea. Second, the $7.99 two meats and two side deal wasn’t much of a deal. The General Tso’s chicken wasn’t spicy at all and tasted more like a half-assed effort at Sesame Chicken. The Sesame Chick was far too sweet and tasted like Honey chicken. It was a big gross mess I was I hadn’t eaten. Still, the portions were good.

Next time, I’ll have to go to the Philly Cheesesteak guy. I would’ve gone to him, but I had had a cheesesteak the night before. His iced tea was freshly brewed.

I give Super China 2 out of 10 keggers. No thanks, bros.

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Apr16

Your Easter Fratoscope 2017

by tonyd on April 16, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: You can a birthday call from the Easter Bunny, but you suspect it’s not the real Easter Bunny.

Aries: A large pink bunny beats the crap out of your pizza delivery guy on your front lawn, insisting only “he delivers in this town on this day”.

Taurus: You’ll discover that eating the fake grass in your Easter Basket really makes your poop come out in strange colors.

Gemini: Someone will replace the inside of your Easter egg candy with kale.

Lemini: The same thing’s going to happen to you that happened last year: this.

Cancer: You regret holding your Easter Egg hunt in the dog park.

Leo: You’ll see a drunken Santa stagger past the line of kids waiting for the Easter Bunny and shout, “What are you lookin’ at?!”

Virgo: You will be told that wearing a rabbit costume to church this Sunday is extremely inappropriate.

Libra: You’ll find a very confused leprechaun passed out in your Easter basket.

Scorpio: You will find that your sex toy shaped chocolates unwrapped and weird tasting.

Sagittarius: An angry group of ragtag chickens will break into your house and free the Easter Eggs you dyed.

Capricorn: The stars say, coating a turkey with chocolate and leaving it under the Christmas tree is going to send mixed signals.

Aquarius: You’ll wake up to the Easter Bunny humping your leg, but you will get extra chocolate.

Pisces: You will find the Easter Bunny’s wallet, but it’s only full of “Bunny Bucks”.