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Mar20

Fat Guy Eats: Okimaki

by tonyd on March 20, 2017 at 12:01 am

Restaurant: Okimaki

Address: 910 Haddonfield-Berlin Rd Suite #7, Voorhees Township, NJ 08043

Food: Sushi Burrito

Price: Above Average

Portions: Below Average

Taste: Really Good

Service: Okay

Atmosphere: Like a Chipotle

Well, they seem to be taking Chipotle model and plugging in all sorts of food. Inside a restaurant called a Ramen Noodle House is a tiny side section that makes sushi burritos. It’s more of a lunch place and/or cafe. You stand in line, like Chipotle, pick your ingredients and drink. A sushi burrito with a little tuna, salmon and yellow tail (and various toppings) was $14.95. It was a little small and the drink was one of those crazy Japanese sodas with the plunger thing and the glass ball.

Authentic, but not enough for dinner. I had to run to Pancheros and get some tacos just to fill up. Maybe okay for lunch. Good, but not enough. I will have to try the noodle house.

I give the Okimaki 7 out of 10 keggers. Not bad.

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Mar19

Your Fratoscope: March 19, 2017

by tonyd on March 19, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: You’ll see many naked women on your birthday after walking into the wrong room in the old folks home.

Aries: You’ll get new followers on Twitter, doubling your numbers to four.

Taurus: The CIA writes your horoscope and you decide John McCain’s a genius.

Gemini: You will always bet on black, even though you’re playing craps.

Lemini: You will invent a Martini whose main ingredient is Windex.

Cancer: The ghost of F. Scott Fitzgerald will demand to know why you lie about to people about reading the Great Gatsby.

Leo: Your local car wash will offer a happy ending.

Virgo: You’ll be robbed at an ATM by a guy with a yo-yo.

Libra: You’ll use martial arts to get a discount at Target.

Scorpio: You’ll run out of soap cleaning all your sex toys.

Sagittarius: The stars say, there’s a better parking space closer to the mall.

Capricorn: This week, keep barbecue sauce with you at all times.

Aquarius: You will be accosted by a group of drunken mascots.

Pisces: You will inherit a llama with a gambling problem.

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Mar18

Fat Guy Eats: The Vault

by tonyd on March 18, 2017 at 12:33 am

Restaurant: The Vault

Address: 300 Farnsworth Avenue, Bordentown, NJ

Food: Pizza

Price: About Average

Portions: Decent

Taste: Really Good

Service: Adequate

Atmosphere: Converted Bank

The Vault is located in an old bank building right in the middle of Bordentown. They specialize in made-to-order, brick oven pizzas. Each pizza covers a large plate and serves one, so the idea is that everyone orders a different pizza and then you trade slices. It’s not a slice and a soda place.

It’s a little higher end, better ingredients, slightly higher prices. I had the Pesto Besto Pizza with chicken, pesto, tomatoes and cheese. It was really good. My brother had sausage, broccoli rabe and garlic, my dad has the pizza with fig jam and honey and my mother had a margarita pizza with mushrooms. I also got a house salad, which was also pretty decent, heirloom tomatoes and spring mix.

Our waitress was friendly and pretty good. It was Friday, so she was pretty slammed. We were in a hurry and she did the best she could to accommodate us. This really isn’t a date place, but it’s a good place to take the kids or just to get a hot pizza. It also has tons of Pokemon Go stops in the area, two right near the restaurant, although the signal is generally weak in Bordentown.

I give the The Vault 8 out of 10 keggers, bros!

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