Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is Colton Dunn of Super Store. If you haven’t seen it and you like the Office, you’re missing out! Let’s see what he’s tweeting.
December 12th: “#OtherPeople on @netflix from @imchriskelly is a must watch. Do it.”
Duly noted. I was looking for more stuff to check out.
Decmeber 13th: “They always have pine trees on the plates. But feels holiday themed. http://ift.tt/2hkeLy6 ”
Do they only serve candy canes?
December 14: “Check me doing stand up to an empty theater on @ianabramson‘s #7MinutesInPurgatory from @ComedyCentral”
Now they’re just torturing comics? @Midnight wasn’t enough? Nah, just kidding. I like that show. Just couldn’t think of a Comedy Central show that was canceled that anyone would remember.
December 14: “#Breakingnews: @realDonaldTrump says after he brings back coal and manufacturing jobs, pin boys are next! #MakeAmericaBowlAgain”
Awesome. If you knock one out and he falls over the rest of your pins, it counts as a spare. It’s the only way I’ve ever gotten the 7-10 split.
December 15th: “So excited my favorite site @mashable got the scoop on these #Superstore digital shortz! http://on.mash.to/2hpcmCd ”
Such a fun show. Love the little bits with the customers in between.
December 16th: “Guys, in these tough times only @kenjeong‘s face can bring America together.”
It’s true and this is what he’s referring to.
December 16th: “Probably the last presidential press conference where facts were used. Also might have been the last presidential press conference.”
Don’t sell the Dems short. They can lie with the best.
December 19th: “I checked in at Finch & Fork #Yelp #Yelfie https://www.yelp.com/biz/finch-and-fork-santa-barbara?pt=check_in&ref=twitter&utm_campaign=CheckIn&utm_content=moment_checkin&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=ishare&v=4b …”
That’s gotta be expensive. No prices on the menu. Looks good tho.
9 hours ago: “Back rubs. Laughs. And monster beats. I’m going to miss @gianmolina very much.”
So many comedy shows, so little time.
9 hours ago: “If you didn’t get a chance to meet @gianmolina here’s a taste. So talented and driven.”
I’ve seen that guy on YouTube videos. I forget where.
9 hours ago: “The Cotillionaires at my old house. @gianmolina201 on the drums. http://ift.tt/2hECmtB ”
That’s a good band name. No one has a good name anymore.
Okay, let’s rate Colton’s tweets. Lots of good stuff here. Behind-the-scenes, pretty genuine and a restaurant review. I give Colton a 7 for Insanity, 9 for Mustness and a 9 for Style. That’s an overall score of 8.3. Follow Colton and watch Super Store.
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An Iranian vampire movie? Sign me up. Now playing on Netflix, this very indie movie is part creepy and part romantic. You’re never quite sure where it’s going and I have to say the ending isn’t much of an ending (it just seems to stop). But still, A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night has cool moments.
The movie takes place in Bad City, a dreary, oil pumping, industrial town devoid of hope and people. In the empty streets, the female vampire hunts, but she’s not indiscriminate. She has a code and a way of choosing her victims. But at her heart, she is a lonely soul. This is the story of how her loneliness might come to an end.
It’s pacing is pretty slow. There are long moments with music and characters looking at each other. There’s not a lot of dialogue and it’s in black and white. Still, it’s worth seeing. You won’t recognize anyone in it and there are subtitles.
Thumbs up, bros.
If your birthday is this week: You’ll get an inordinate amount of deodorant for gifts.
Aries: You will watch a movie on Netflix that isn’t that good, but also isn’t that bad.
Taurus: The stars say, your team will not make the spread.
Gemini: Your roommate, a Trump supporter, will build a wall between your leftover tacos and the other food in your fridge.
Lemini: Don’t look back, it will only make you that more frightened when your homemade rocket plunges back toward Earth.
Cancer: You will meet your evil twin, but find out they’re actually the nice one.
Leo: Beggars can’t be choosers unless you’re trying to give away your old clothes, apparently.
Virgo: You’ll be full of Christmas cheer this week, which is why, the doctor’s say, it’s going to cost a fortune to remove it safely.
Libra: Your craigslist ad responses to sell your couch will mostly be dick pics.
Scorpio: You’ll finally pierce that last part of your body that hasn’t been pierced.
Sagittarius: Carolers will avoid your house because word is, your cookies suck.
Capricorn: A boy scout will help you across the street at gun point cause he really wants that badge.
Aquarius: You’ll be outwitted by a raccoon, but the jokes on him, you didn’t even want that promotion.
Pisces: You farting will be out of control this week or outstanding, depending on your point of view.
Addanac City
A Dog’s Life
Adriana Game Over
Ahoy Earth
Art of Webcomics
Bad Oranges
Bad Pudding
Beta Male
Between the Realms
Black Tail and Marz
Bunny Wiggins
Capes and Babes
Cat and Cat Comics
Center Lane
Champion City Comics
City Folk, The Webcomic
Company Man
Convenience Store Diet
Corpse Run Comics
Crooked Frame Comics
Crunchy Bunches
Dairy Boy Comics
Damn Heroes
Destroyed by Robots
Dodgy Comics
Doug Lefler
Druid City
Fart Related Comics
Fatherhood. Badly Doodled
The Flavor Razor
Frownland
The Funnicks
Game Cupid
Games Finder
Game Period
Gerbil with a Jetpack
Giving the Devil Her Due
H.I.T.
The Hero Business
Hit Girlz
I, Mummy
Java Jaguar
Ker-Bop
Kick Man
Krrobar.com
LaSalle’s Legacy
Legacy Control
Modest Medusa
Murdercake
Mythdirection
Ninja and Pirate
The Other End
OutwitTrade
Plan C
QWERTYvsDvorak
Robot Friday
Romantically Apocalyptic
SCAPULA
Skitter
Skroode
Sluggy Freelance
Sparkshooter
Spirits of Suburbia
StocktonCon
SuperBud
Tangent Artists
Teaspoon Comics
The Devil’s Panties
The Dreamcatcher
The System
The Tales of Lev
Validation
Vinnie the Vampire
Waystone
Wayward Raven
Winter of Discontent
Woo Hooligan!
Yesterday’s Popcorn
Zombie Boy Comics