Company Starts Advertising to Hipsters
Scientists Staying Home Way Too Much
Company Starts Advertising to Hipsters
Scientists Staying Home Way Too Much
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Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is a webcomic creator, supreme and the very funny, Scott Kurtz of PvP! Let’s see if he tweets are as good as his webcomics!
October 26th: “IKEA fenced pic.twitter.com/jg8zTMEP1l”
I’ll bet it was worth it to get those sweet, sweet Swedish meatballs.
October 26th: “My wife just used a Benadryl tablet as a carpenter’s pencil. I’m calling her MrsGyver from now on.”
I once used a roofie to draw map, but I don’t remember where.
October 27th: “I guess you can’t download Lego superheroes to the xbox?”
Probably not. But there’s always the used section at the game store.
October 27th: “Lego Marvel Superheroes is fun as he’ll and really clever. Glad I got it.”
Hmm. I might have to check that out. Although, exploding bricks isn’t as cool as the blood gushing in GTA V.
October 28th: “Poor Scratch…good art is NEVER appreciated – http://www.pvponline.com/comic/2013/10/28/open-ended …”
Hmm, that might explain the ending to the last Batman.
23 hours ago: “Why can you dance and celebrate a sack w/o penalty, but celebrating a TD= unsportsmanlike? #sport #nerdlearnsport”
Well, the TD dances did get out of hand. Personally, I enjoyed them. Hell, it was like a little mini-half time show.
23 hours ago: “Gotcha. It’s not about celebrating after, it’s about taunting. The rule makes no sense to me, but I get it.”
A “sack dance” can be just as taunting.
20 hours ago: “An old family friend sent pictures of life in 1984 today. I went to google street view and “walked” from my house to school. Amazing.”
It was a magical time. The doublespeak was new then.
9 hours ago: “Still shocked that ANYONE trusted Platinum Studios. EVER.http://comicsbeat.com/must-read-megan-rose-gedris-on-losing-her-creation-to-platinum-studios/ …”
Yeah, I used to get stuff in the mail from them. I tossed it.
9 hours ago: “The only way Platinum Studios could have been more obviously a bad deal is if they wore Snidely Whiplash costumes during contract signings.”
Creators, unless they back a truckload of money to your house and you actually SEE the truckload of money, be wary. Very wary when Hollywood knocks.
9 hours ago: “The only way to stop the Platinum Studios of this world is by helping young artists get over the concept of “breaking in.””
You have to think about it logically. How could a company give you thousands of dollars unless it could make thousands of dollars more? Never sign anything you don’t understand ever.
6 hours ago; “If you’re not reading PLOX you’re really missing out. http://www.plox-comic.com”
Ooo, sweet art.
6 hours ago: “New X-Men trailer uses a Hans Zimmer track from the Thin Red Line instead of dubstep. Let’s take a moment to acknowledge that and be glad.”
Eh. I dunno. That movie franchise is pretty dead for me.
4 hours ago: “Today’s PvP: based on a story my wife read me off the internet – http://www.pvponline.com/comic/2013/10/29/if-i-recall …”
Crazy story. Funny strip.
Okay, let’s rate Scott’s tweets. He’s a got a pretty even mix of plugs and non-plugs. Some good stuff here. Not quite as relentless as the stand up comics we normally profile, but that’s cool. Plenty of interesting pics and links. I give Scott an 8 for Style, a 7 for Insanity and a 9 for Mustness. That’s an overall score of 8. Not bad. Follow Scott. But most importantly, follow PvP.
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Bros, welcome to a very special Halloween edition of Fratty or Not Fratty with Pledgemaster Dick. This week, your pledgemaster tells you which costumes are Fratty or Not Fratty. He’d better tell you now because he’ll be black out drunk by the time the holiday is here.
Breaking Bad Costume: Not Fratty
Breaking Bad is, without a doubt, the Frattiest show ever to be put on TV, but the costumes are not longer Fratty. It’s time has passed. Check back in like, five years.
Superhero Costumes: Sorta Fratty
Superheroes are kind of a gray area. Batman, Superman, Spiderman—- They’re all pretty played out, but variations on those heroes, plus more obscure guys. There’s a lot of choose from. Choose wisely bros.
Slutty Anything Costume: Always Fratty
Any excuse to get a sorority chick into a half shirt, stocking and hot pants is always fratty. Whether she has a nurse’s hat, cat ears or vampire fangs.
South Park Character: Still Fratty
South Park is always classic and with the large gallery of characters to choose from, you gotta love SP.
Zombie or Storm Trooper: Not Fratty
Really? What did you put 10 seconds of thought into that costume?
A Costume You Made in One Hour Out of Old Natty Cases: Fratty
Well, it’s at least fratty you drank the beer.
Walking Dead Costumes: Not So Fratty
Rick doesn’t even wear the hat or the uniform anymore. C’mon.
Archer Character: Absolutely Fratty
Archer is so God damned funny. I’m going to watch a rerun right now on Netflix.
Dressing as a Celebrity You Already Sort of Look Like: Not So Fratty
That’s not even a costume, bro!
It’s Always Sunny or The League Characters: Still Fratty
Bonus points if you go as just Rum Ham.
Pokemon or 90’s Cartoon Character: Not Fratty
It’s over, bro. Time to move on to character characters from the 2000’s.
Video Game Characters: Still Fratty
Because they are not over done and remind us of what we have to look forward to if we don’t hook up with one of the Slutty Costumes on Halloween.
Addanac City
A Dog’s Life
Adriana Game Over
Ahoy Earth
Art of Webcomics
Bad Oranges
Bad Pudding
Beta Male
Between the Realms
Black Tail and Marz
Bunny Wiggins
Capes and Babes
Cat and Cat Comics
Center Lane
Champion City Comics
City Folk, The Webcomic
Company Man
Convenience Store Diet
Corpse Run Comics
Crooked Frame Comics
Crunchy Bunches
Dairy Boy Comics
Damn Heroes
Destroyed by Robots
Dodgy Comics
Doug Lefler
Druid City
Fart Related Comics
Fatherhood. Badly Doodled
The Flavor Razor
Frownland
The Funnicks
Game Cupid
Games Finder
Game Period
Gerbil with a Jetpack
Giving the Devil Her Due
H.I.T.
The Hero Business
Hit Girlz
I, Mummy
Java Jaguar
Ker-Bop
Kick Man
Krrobar.com
LaSalle’s Legacy
Legacy Control
Modest Medusa
Murdercake
Mythdirection
Ninja and Pirate
The Other End
OutwitTrade
Plan C
QWERTYvsDvorak
Robot Friday
Romantically Apocalyptic
SCAPULA
Skitter
Skroode
Sluggy Freelance
Sparkshooter
Spirits of Suburbia
StocktonCon
SuperBud
Tangent Artists
Teaspoon Comics
The Devil’s Panties
The Dreamcatcher
The System
The Tales of Lev
Validation
Vinnie the Vampire
Waystone
Wayward Raven
Winter of Discontent
Woo Hooligan!
Yesterday’s Popcorn
Zombie Boy Comics