Super Frat

August 14th: “There is no passion to be found playing small – in settling for a life that is less than the one you are capable of living. Nelson Mandela”

August 14th must be quote day.

August 14th: “It always seems impossible until its done. Nelson Mandela”

Exactly what I’m thinking whenever I’m in a wing eating contest.

August 14th: “The remix. Too easy.,, http://m.soundcloud.com/actionbronson/action-bronson-f-ll-cool-j-x …”

Nice. This is what all musicians should be doing in their Twitter accounts, dropping some song links to listen to.

August 14th: “m.youtube.com/watch?a=&feature=youtu.be&v=ImXsOfEy_ZU&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DImXsOfEy_ZU%26feature%3Dyoutu.be%26a …”

Boobies ahoy! Nice track.

August 15th: “Welcome @ArsenioHall BACK to late night! WIN a trip to LA & VIP backstage to his new show http://bit.ly/16S7k4C #Arsenio9”

If you haven’t seen this, it’s one of [the best SNL sketches ever.](http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/arsenio/n9898/) But you have to remember Arsenio’s old show to get it.

August 18th: “The kingdom of God is within you. – Luke 17:21”

That’s what I keep saying, but the STILL make me put the money back from the collection plate at church.

August 19th: “I know Russell Simmons’ Heart. http://bit.ly/1ag8euQ”

Time to end the whole drug war, I say.

August 19th: “Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. Mandino”

Start harvesting, I say.

10 hours ago: ““No accurate thinker will judge another person by that which the other person’s enemies say about him.” Napoleon Hill”

Interesting quote, had no idea who Napoleon Hill was.

Okay, time to rate LL. Interesting stuff. He’s got it all really. Not trying to be funny, but posting tracks, behind-the-scenes and I dig the quotes. I give him a 9 for Insanity (that he would have the time to even tweet being this busy), a 9 for Mustness and a 10 for Style. Definitely, full of style. That’s an overall score of 9.3. LL is the man. Follow his tweets. And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.

└ Tags: 23, actor, inspirational, LL COOL J, Muhammad Ali, musician, Napoleon Hill, Nelson Mandela, quotes, rapper, singer, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, tweet, Twitter, Twitter in Focus

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Aug19

Ten Endings You’ll Never See on Breaking Bad

by tonyd on August 19, 2013 at 12:01 am

1. Flynn reveals that he’s been faking his handicap the entire time, that his name is Keyser Soze and he leaves New Mexico with Walt’s money.

2. Hank turns into a rogue cop, joins Walt in the meth business and calls himself “Hankenberg”.

3. Walter and Jesse move to Canada and open a pet store.

4. Turns out, Walt’s meth has been turning people into zombies in Georgia and the show becomes Breaking Dead so as to extend Chris Hardwick’s career.

5. Walt’s previous wife, Lois, returns, yells at Walt and makes him apologize to everyone.

6. Saul is confronted by David Cross and it turns out the entire series was just a very long sketch from Mr. Show.

7. Bill Burr comes out and complains about the Patriots for 48 minutes.

8. Despite being just a head, Danny Trejo recovers and arrests everyone.

9. Ironically, it turns out blue meth is the cure of cancer, but Walt goes to prison where he can’t get any.

10. Walt kills everyone in New Mexico and gets away, but suspects everyone in Arizona saw him.

└ Tags: Bill Burr, Breaking Bad, comedy, Danny Trejo, Flynn, funny, Hank, humor, Jesse, list, New Mexico, Skyler, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, top ten list, Walt

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Aug18

Your Fratoscope: August 18, 2013

by tonyd on August 18, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: The stars say, a Wal Mart cake is not an indication that your parents don’t love you. They never loved you.

Aries: Error 404, fortune not found.

Taurus: Your boss will catch you getting high in the freezer in the back of Wendy’s. The worst part is, you don’t work at Wendy’s.

Gemini: You will get out of a parking ticket by successfully pleading insanity.

Lemini: Your attempt at creating a defense contractor company as a tax shelter is a complete failure and it nets $4.6 billion dollars in government contracts.

Cancer: You will discover that making sweet love to your Xbox voids the warranty.

Leo: You will be haunted by the ghosts of roommates past, who urge you to do the dishes more than once a month.

Virgo: This week, you’ll discover that you should really tranquilize pitbulls before you attempt to tag them for study.

Libra: Your frat will hold a practice kegger, which goes completely wrong leaving everyone sober and not at all embarrassed by their behavior.

Scorpio: You will spot yourself in the crowd scene of a French porno.

Sagittarius: You will punch a groundhog, who will later successfully sue you for all the tubers in your fridge.

Capricorn: You’ll learn that diving for a Frisbee is dangerous when you’re playing catch on top of a skyscraper.

Aquarius: You assassin skills will improve, but you’re still a dumbass when it comes to balancing your checkbook.

Pisces: You’ll do a lot of writing this week, most just the letter “J”.

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