Actor to Ruin Another Comic Book
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Actor to Ruin Another Comic Book
Sydney to go Through Withdrawal
Economy Does Not Include People
Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!
Today contestant is a man who is so cool, it’s his middle name. LL COOL J. Mama said, can you tweet? Let’s see what’s happening in his his account.
First off, right out the gate, classiest fucking avatar pic ever.
August 12th: “Anything is possible!!! Believe!!! Stay humble!!! Work hard!!! Have faith!!!!”
Inspirational tweeting. Okay. I believe I will keep reading.
August 14th: “I hated every minute of training, but I said, ‘Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.’ Muhammad Ali”
I loved every minute of training, but only because my training regime involves eating as many Tastykakes as I want.
August 14th: ““Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.” #23 6 rings…”
Also true. Well that and enough money to buy all the best players.
August 14th: “There is no passion to be found playing small – in settling for a life that is less than the one you are capable of living. Nelson Mandela”
August 14th must be quote day.
August 14th: “It always seems impossible until its done. Nelson Mandela”
Exactly what I’m thinking whenever I’m in a wing eating contest.
August 14th: “The remix. Too easy.,, http://m.soundcloud.com/actionbronson/action-bronson-f-ll-cool-j-x …”
Nice. This is what all musicians should be doing in their Twitter accounts, dropping some song links to listen to.
August 14th: “m.youtube.com/watch?a=&feature=youtu.be&v=ImXsOfEy_ZU&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DImXsOfEy_ZU%26feature%3Dyoutu.be%26a …”
Boobies ahoy! Nice track.
August 15th: “Welcome @ArsenioHall BACK to late night! WIN a trip to LA & VIP backstage to his new show http://bit.ly/16S7k4C #Arsenio9”
If you haven’t seen this, it’s one of [the best SNL sketches ever.](http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/arsenio/n9898/) But you have to remember Arsenio’s old show to get it.
August 18th: “The kingdom of God is within you. – Luke 17:21”
That’s what I keep saying, but the STILL make me put the money back from the collection plate at church.
August 19th: “I know Russell Simmons’ Heart. http://bit.ly/1ag8euQ”
Time to end the whole drug war, I say.
August 19th: “Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. Mandino”
Start harvesting, I say.
10 hours ago: ““No accurate thinker will judge another person by that which the other person’s enemies say about him.” Napoleon Hill”
Interesting quote, had no idea who Napoleon Hill was.
Okay, time to rate LL. Interesting stuff. He’s got it all really. Not trying to be funny, but posting tracks, behind-the-scenes and I dig the quotes. I give him a 9 for Insanity (that he would have the time to even tweet being this busy), a 9 for Mustness and a 10 for Style. Definitely, full of style. That’s an overall score of 9.3. LL is the man. Follow his tweets. And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.
1. Flynn reveals that he’s been faking his handicap the entire time, that his name is Keyser Soze and he leaves New Mexico with Walt’s money.
2. Hank turns into a rogue cop, joins Walt in the meth business and calls himself “Hankenberg”.
3. Walter and Jesse move to Canada and open a pet store.
4. Turns out, Walt’s meth has been turning people into zombies in Georgia and the show becomes Breaking Dead so as to extend Chris Hardwick’s career.
5. Walt’s previous wife, Lois, returns, yells at Walt and makes him apologize to everyone.
6. Saul is confronted by David Cross and it turns out the entire series was just a very long sketch from Mr. Show.
7. Bill Burr comes out and complains about the Patriots for 48 minutes.
8. Despite being just a head, Danny Trejo recovers and arrests everyone.
9. Ironically, it turns out blue meth is the cure of cancer, but Walt goes to prison where he can’t get any.
10. Walt kills everyone in New Mexico and gets away, but suspects everyone in Arizona saw him.
If your birthday is this week: The stars say, a Wal Mart cake is not an indication that your parents don’t love you. They never loved you.
Aries: Error 404, fortune not found.
Taurus: Your boss will catch you getting high in the freezer in the back of Wendy’s. The worst part is, you don’t work at Wendy’s.
Gemini: You will get out of a parking ticket by successfully pleading insanity.
Lemini: Your attempt at creating a defense contractor company as a tax shelter is a complete failure and it nets $4.6 billion dollars in government contracts.
Cancer: You will discover that making sweet love to your Xbox voids the warranty.
Leo: You will be haunted by the ghosts of roommates past, who urge you to do the dishes more than once a month.
Virgo: This week, you’ll discover that you should really tranquilize pitbulls before you attempt to tag them for study.
Libra: Your frat will hold a practice kegger, which goes completely wrong leaving everyone sober and not at all embarrassed by their behavior.
Scorpio: You will spot yourself in the crowd scene of a French porno.
Sagittarius: You will punch a groundhog, who will later successfully sue you for all the tubers in your fridge.
Capricorn: You’ll learn that diving for a Frisbee is dangerous when you’re playing catch on top of a skyscraper.
Aquarius: You assassin skills will improve, but you’re still a dumbass when it comes to balancing your checkbook.
Pisces: You’ll do a lot of writing this week, most just the letter “J”.
Addanac City
A Dog’s Life
Adriana Game Over
Ahoy Earth
Art of Webcomics
Bad Oranges
Bad Pudding
Beta Male
Between the Realms
Black Tail and Marz
Bunny Wiggins
Capes and Babes
Cat and Cat Comics
Center Lane
Champion City Comics
City Folk, The Webcomic
Company Man
Convenience Store Diet
Corpse Run Comics
Crooked Frame Comics
Crunchy Bunches
Dairy Boy Comics
Damn Heroes
Destroyed by Robots
Dodgy Comics
Doug Lefler
Druid City
Fart Related Comics
Fatherhood. Badly Doodled
The Flavor Razor
Frownland
The Funnicks
Game Cupid
Games Finder
Game Period
Gerbil with a Jetpack
Giving the Devil Her Due
H.I.T.
The Hero Business
Hit Girlz
I, Mummy
Java Jaguar
Ker-Bop
Kick Man
Krrobar.com
LaSalle’s Legacy
Legacy Control
Modest Medusa
Murdercake
Mythdirection
Ninja and Pirate
The Other End
OutwitTrade
Plan C
QWERTYvsDvorak
Robot Friday
Romantically Apocalyptic
SCAPULA
Skitter
Skroode
Sluggy Freelance
Sparkshooter
Spirits of Suburbia
StocktonCon
SuperBud
Tangent Artists
Teaspoon Comics
The Devil’s Panties
The Dreamcatcher
The System
The Tales of Lev
Validation
Vinnie the Vampire
Waystone
Wayward Raven
Winter of Discontent
Woo Hooligan!
Yesterday’s Popcorn
Zombie Boy Comics