The Media Podcast is back!
The Media Podcast is back!
Our pledgemaster may not have a clean pair of underwear, a major or very good personal hygiene, but he has a throne made of beer cans and he sits in judgement!
The Hangover 3: Not Fratty
If the Hangover franchise was a restaurant franchise, those of us that saw the second one would all be hold up a coupon for a free meal. See you on Netflix, Mr. Cooper.
The Waffle House: Always Fratty
For our Southern bros, it’s the only way to eat when it’s 2am and you’re drunk. What the fuck else is still open down south?
Cinco de Mayo: Sorta Fratty
If this is an actual holiday for you, then yeah, it’s kinda fratty. But if you’re just some white dude looking for an excuse to vomit up margaritas, no.
Biting a Dog: Pretty Fratty
God damn, dude. You gotta have balls to bite a dog. I salute your cajones.
A Game of Thrones: God Damn Fratty
Boobies, sword fights and monsters. This show should be on every day.
CNN’s Coverage of Teen Mom Porn Star: Not Fratty
Okay, so you cover a story about a Teen Mom that’s become a porn star and look down on her, but you covered the story and sold commercials? Fuck you, CNN or HLN or whatever three letters you call yourself. That’s not even news. It’s like you’re just telling us about a story and then sitting in judgement of it. Oh, wait.
Teen Mom Porn Star: Fratty
Hey, it’s a million fucking dollars.
If your birthday is this week: Your Wal-Mart themed birthday party is depressing, but incredibly cost-effective.
Aries: The stars say, keep your racist grandmother away from P.A. systems this week.
Taurus: Your Crackerjack prize will be a solid gold ring on a severed finger, only one of which you will report to the authorities.
Gemini: A group of Vikings will loot your front lawn and take off with your bird bath.
Lemini: Your baked Ziti will cause your fiance to leave you.
Cancer: This week, watch out for co-workers’ suggestions because punching your boss in the nuts is funny, but ultimately bad for your career.
Leo: Your girlfriend will dump you at the ice cream parlor, saving you a trip.
Virgo: Oprah will stop by to use your bathroom. She doesn’t flush.
Libra: Your lawyer will advise you to plead guilty, but only because she actually committed the crime.
Scorpio: Your pool party ends as it always does, with your pool cleaner running out of that stuff that gets semen out of your filter.
Sagittarius: Your album will drop on Wednesday, right into a trashcan.
Capricorn: You will discover that you are the “Before” in a commercial for handsome cream.
Aquarius: The Ghost of Horoscope past will show you a much more accurate horoscope from almost three years ago.
Pisces: You watch A Game of Thrones and it will be awesome again.
California is ablaze this week, bros. So if you live there, turn on your sprinklers at full blast or get the Hell out. And here’s ten things you probably shouldn’t be doing.
1. TP a house
2. Practice your fire juggling
3. Take your gas canister for a walk
4. Wear a suit made entirely out of fuses
5. Open a life-sized, paper map of your state
6. Leave the door to your firework shack open
7. Air out your kindling collection
8. Dispose of your old gunpowder by dumping it out back in the woods
9. Take your paper mache float for a test drive
10. Do a test run of your Burning Man, burning man
Addanac City
A Dog’s Life
Adriana Game Over
Ahoy Earth
Art of Webcomics
Bad Oranges
Bad Pudding
Beta Male
Between the Realms
Black Tail and Marz
Bunny Wiggins
Capes and Babes
Cat and Cat Comics
Center Lane
Champion City Comics
City Folk, The Webcomic
Company Man
Convenience Store Diet
Corpse Run Comics
Crooked Frame Comics
Crunchy Bunches
Dairy Boy Comics
Damn Heroes
Destroyed by Robots
Dodgy Comics
Doug Lefler
Druid City
Fart Related Comics
Fatherhood. Badly Doodled
The Flavor Razor
Frownland
The Funnicks
Game Cupid
Games Finder
Game Period
Gerbil with a Jetpack
Giving the Devil Her Due
H.I.T.
The Hero Business
Hit Girlz
I, Mummy
Java Jaguar
Ker-Bop
Kick Man
Krrobar.com
LaSalle’s Legacy
Legacy Control
Modest Medusa
Murdercake
Mythdirection
Ninja and Pirate
The Other End
OutwitTrade
Plan C
QWERTYvsDvorak
Robot Friday
Romantically Apocalyptic
SCAPULA
Skitter
Skroode
Sluggy Freelance
Sparkshooter
Spirits of Suburbia
StocktonCon
SuperBud
Tangent Artists
Teaspoon Comics
The Devil’s Panties
The Dreamcatcher
The System
The Tales of Lev
Validation
Vinnie the Vampire
Waystone
Wayward Raven
Winter of Discontent
Woo Hooligan!
Yesterday’s Popcorn
Zombie Boy Comics