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Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is the Dice Man himself, Andrew Clay. I once saw Dice live in L.A. at a open mic night and let me tell you, he was funny as Hell. Don’t sell Dice short, bros. Now let’s see if his tweets match up.

@TheRealDiceClay

February 27th: “Who watched Tosh.0 tonight?! Great workin with Daneil Tosh! Talented funny guy ! & lots of fun http://say.ly/lku5g8f”

Oh, yeah, that was a good one. Your cameo was a total surprise.

February 27th: “What do you guys think of me doing a podcast??? Let’s just say its in the works….”

I could see it. Bill Burr’s is excellent.

February 28th: “Gettin ready for my show tonight at Stand Up Live in Phoenix AZ …..who’s cummin ?!??”

Good town, Phoenix. Hot as shit, but might be nice in February.

March 18th: “So I met this girl Patty taday ..,.,, she bleached then dyed her asshole green in honor of St Patricks Day…….I t… http://say.ly/lwB5oaa”

Ho!

March 28th: “Back at Hard Rock tonight with @ejkerrigan gonna be good….”

Eleanor Kerrigan, she from the Philly area. I know, most stand up comics avoid Philly like the plague. Can’t blame ya. We booed Santa.

March 30th: “Friday nights suck balls in Vegas! A lot of shows are dark … But I’m still standing… Ya hea? I like this crowd tho, @ejkerrigan is killin it., walking out now!”

Hey, you gotta hit the Bunny Ranch at some point.

March 31st: “I love Pin-Up piglets, they really make my dick jump…. Anyone go ta that Viva thing this weekend in Vegas?? Hope yous have a Nice Easter”

Pin-up Piglets? Must be a Vegas thing. Can’t find them on Google.

April 1st: “Just finished last show of week at Hard Rock Las Vegas w/ @ejkerrigan …great crowds, THANKS….. goin to get a drink now”

Where do the comics go after a show? Private bar? Strip club? Definitely not another comedy club I’m guessing.

April 3rd: “Someone asked me why I still wear the Leathers!?! What do yous think??? Should I go tux?!”

I could see a transition to it. Frank Sinatra wore one and it is Vegas.

Okay, let’s rate Dice’s tweets. I’d like to learn more about his behind-the-scenes goings-on in Vegas. Nice pics. Minimum plugs. I give him a 6 for Mustness, an 8 for Style and an 8 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 7.3, but I’m awarding a bonus to make it an even 9, because I like Dice and you should follow him.

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└ Tags: Andrew Dice Clay, comedian, comedy, Eleanor Kerrigan, Frank Sinatra, funny, humor, Las Vegas, Philadelphia, podcast, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, tweet, Twitter, Twitter in Focus

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Apr08

Ten Things You’ll Never See in a Strip Club

by tonyd on April 8, 2013 at 12:34 am

Yeah, I went through my strip club phase. I sort of miss them. But mostly, I miss all the money I spent. And the boobies. But here’s Ten Things You’ll Never See in a Strip Club.

1. A G-string that will hold change.

2. A DJ that plays songs longer than three minutes.

3. Female patrons that aren’t overcompensating by trying to be “one of the guys”.

4. A decently cooked meal for under $25.

5. A television with Sports Center on.

6. An STD self-diagnosis station.

7. A special VIP section for “Stripper Dads”.

8. A lending library for customers who get bored.

9. A zero drink minimum.

10. A day care center.

└ Tags: boobies, comedy, female patrons, funny, g-string, humor, list, money, Sports Center, strip club, strippers, Super Frat, Ten Things You'll Never See, Tony DiGerolamo, top ten, zero drink minimum

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Apr07

Your Fratoscope: April 7, 2013

by tonyd on April 7, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: Your mispronunciation of the word “Ferrari” gets you a ferret painted fire engine red this year.

Aries: Beware of a co-worker. He may beat you in the face with his keyboard for sending him another Harlem Shake video link.

Taurus: Your test drive will end with a swim, but at least it isn’t your car.

Gemini: Your porn stash will be uncovered by your girlfriend. On the upside, your wife does not find out about either.

Lemini: You will discover that you can’t make a bong out of a cat’s skull when it’s still alive.

Cancer: The stars say, the Walking Dead is over for a while so stop bitching about it.

Leo: Your roommate makes some hashbrowns out of actually hash and potatoes. Don’t eat them unless you’re not doing anything for the next three days.

Virgo: The UPS man will sing you Dick in a Box. Don’t sign for that package.

Libra: You will be visited by three ghosts this week. Mostly, they’ll just want to watch Cable TV and eat your snacks, lazy ghosts.

Scorpio: The stars say, save money on your fetish. Buy vinyl corsets in bulk.

Sagittarius: You will be convinced that you have time traveled back to the 70’s after passing out drunk and waking up to a rerun of M*A*S*H*. Turns out, it’s actually the 80’s.

Capricorn: You will punch a historical figure and become an extremely difficult trivia question.

Aquarius: The mice in your apartment go on strike and demand better healthcare, by which they mean, cheese.

Pisces: You will postpone your vacation to North Korea in favor of doing anything else.

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