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Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is comedian, Greg Fitzsimmons. He has a funny radio show, let’s see if his tweets match up.
November 8th: “Don’t miss my buddy Dave Attell’s hilarious show “Dave’s Old Porn” season 2 premier tonight 11PM EST on Showtime @oldporn”
Attell is a fucking genius.
November 9th: “This is what people are listening to!! http://standuptalk.com/comedy-podcasts-we-listen-2/ … Feel the Fitzdog Love!! #StandupTalk #Top5 #Podcasting”
Nice. I would add Bill Burr to that list.
November 9th: “In Edmonton this weekend doing shows. 9 degrees out and the city is a sheet of ice. #momsaidishouldbeadentist”
For Canadians, that’s merely “brisk”.
November 10th: “Just watched the classic “Requiem for a Heavyweight” w/ Jackie Gleason, Mickey Rooney & Anthony Quinn. GREAT way to start the day ”
How sweet it is!
November 10th: “Requiem for a Heavyweight, Raging Bull, Rocky, Cinderella Man, Ali, The Champ #BestBoxingMovies”
I can’t get into sports movies. Probably because the outcome is so predictable.
November 10th: “Forgot “On the Waterfront” ”
November 10th: “Electoral Votes: Obama 332, Romney 206. Exactly the spread every poll predicted (plus or minus 3% for error). #investigation”
The electronic voting machines are so easily hacked, I find any vote count hard to believe.
November 11th: “New pcast from Edmonton now up on iTunes! Cabin fever sets in hard in 3 degree weather under a sheet of ice. #I‘maPussy ”
You couldn’t pay me enough to go to Canada in the winter. In the summer, it’s pretty awesome though.
9 hours ago: “My Prius is being repaired so I rented a Mustang convertible. I can feel my balls dropping back down into place. ”
Time to get some coke and a hooker.
6 hours ago: “About to go on Chelsea Lately. Patraeus may come up. Failed Bond reference? ”
I don’t know. The latest Bond movie is kinda lame. The scandal had more sex in it.
Okay, let’s rate Greg’s tweets. I give him an 8 for Style, 8 for Mustness and an 8 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 8. Solid stuff, behind the scenes and jokes. Nice tweeting. And check out his podcast.
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If your birthday is this week: You will generously allow your younger cousin to blow out your candles on your birthday cake. The six year-old will promptly sneeze on it.
Aries: You will lay a fart that will smell like buttery popcorn.
Taurus: You and your roommate will attempt to get drunk on mouthwash. Later, your minty spew will make the dorm bathroom smell much better.
Gemini: You will discover that the only reason that telemarketer keeps calling is that he really wants to have sex with you.
Lemini: You will finally figure out that tomatoes are not vegetables, you fucking moron.
Cancer: This week, your trip to visit Customer Service ends in a fist fight. Next time, bring your receipt or take karate.
Leo: Your attempt at drunken bowling goes poorly, mostly because you attempt to do it at a batting cage.
Virgo: A mermaid will surface near you at the edge of a boat. After she gets a good look at you, she’ll mutter “Sorry” and swim away.
Libra: That bartender you always hit on finally gets the message and has her boyfriend beat the shit out of you.
Scorpio: The stars say, the blacklight reveals your bedroom to be a semen-stained sex dungeon that it is. Time for new carpets.
Sagittarius: The blacklight turns out to be a hilarious gift for your Scorpio roommate.
Capricorn: You will get way too high to go outside. When the celery in your fridge stops singing, then you can leave.
Aquarius: Good news, it turns out you’re not allergic to your girlfriend’s bedsheets, she just has lice.
Pisces: Superman stops by and forces you to buy an subscription to the Daily Planet. If you don’t, he’ll pee on your house again.
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