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Oct31

Twitter in Focus: Aaron Paul

by tonyd on October 31, 2012 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is everyone’s favorite meth cooker, Cap ‘n Cook himself, Aaron Paul. His show, Breaking Bad, is awesome. Let’s see if the tweets stack up.

@aaronpaul_8

October 19th: “Spread kindness and always make sure you make everyone including yourself proud. On a different note I just saw someone poop in the street. ”

That tweet alone made his twitter worth following.

October 19th: “Get out there and VOTE people! This is the year we can make some serious change. pic.twitter.com/GGxZMdRC”

They may not know much about politics, but they’ll balance the budget in no time!

October 19th: “I wish I could have been in this video so bad. Next time you guys do something like this let me know. http://go.ign.com/RO0BSy”

Wow, those guys really watch the show closely. Nice parody.

October 20th: “Hello all! Who thinks Toni Colette should get a twitter account? On set with her her having this discussion. We need to know. ”

Cool, behind-the-scenes stuff. I like.

October 20th: “You heard it here first folks. My hand says a lot. Yeah hands! Yeah Science! Thank you @_PoisonousLily for sharing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TlRAcZdSvU&feature=youtube_gdata_player …”

Damn, dude. Good news.

October 23rd: “Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Seriously, where the hell is she?”

Right here.

October 24th: “Shooting on location in Spain is fun. And yes I plan on dancing around on that little island. http://instagr.am/p/RKrNUwOIM9/”

Dammit. I’m only up to the end of Season 2. Gotta rent the rest.

October 25th: “I will miss you http://instagr.am/p/RN_LtgOIGw/”

How much Meth could Spainards smoke?

October 26th: “#BreakingBad http://instagr.am/p/RPreusuIAJ/”

Ha!

October 26th: “First meal of the day. Don’t judge me I’m on night shoots in Spain. I like you steak. http://instagr.am/p/RP7qUbOILb/”

Damn! You eat well on the set.

October 27th; “NEWS ALERT: Breaking Bad’s Mike Ermentrout learns a lot about the Menstrual Cycle. Best video ever!! I love you Banks! http://www.flavorwire.com/324532/watch-mike-from-breaking-bad-in-a-1974-psa-about-menstruation …”

Ha! So wrong.

Okay, let’s rate Aaron’s tweets. I give him an 8 for Mustness, a 9 for Insanity and a 10 for Style. That’s an overall score of 9. Plus a bonus of 1 for being on Breaking Bad. That’s an even 10. You must follow Aaron. His Twitter is full of awesome.

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Oct29

Ten Things You Never Want to See in a Hurricane

by tonyd on October 29, 2012 at 12:01 am

No doubt as you’re reading this, I’m hunkered in my basement hoping the power does go out and leave my sump pump dead. The East Coast is being hit by a hurricane and here are ten things you definitely don’t want to see in one.

1. Trees taking flight.

2. Electricity traveling along the rain.

3. A mime. (Mimes would be especially annoying during a crisis.)

4. Any water-borne vehicle in the street.

5. Zombies. (It would be like that hurricane level in Left 4 Dead 2.)

6. A waterfall. It’s not good, no matter where you see it.

7. A group of army guys.

8. A weatherman standing on your front lawn with an umbrella.

9. A guy with a crowbar and a shopping cart full of various belongings from the houses nearby.

10. A wave.

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Oct28

Your Fratoscope: October 28, 2012

by tonyd on October 28, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: Your birthday cake will be the tastiest ever, unless you’re on the East Coast, in which case, it will float away before you get to eat it.

Aries: You will forget to water your bookie’s plants while he’s away on vacation. This does not bode well for the rest of football season.

Taurus: Hope you like wind chimes. The stars say, if you live on the East Coast, you’ll find several embedded in the side of your house. If you don’t, someone will give you wind chimes.

Gemini: You will discover the little person that’s been living in your walls for the past year. He reminds you that you’re out of peanut butter.

Lemini: The serial killer that’s been stalking you sends you an apology letter. Apparently, there’s someone else.

Cancer: You will be tempted to throw yourself out a window rather than listen to another campaign ad. Don’t do it. Someone’s giving an impromptu stump speech just outside your house.

Leo: If you live on the East Coast, you will have to do terrible, unspeakable things to get that last generator at the Home Depot. Otherwise, you’ll have a pleasant day watching football.

Virgo: The ghost of Mr. Bean will appear to you. When you remind him that he’s not dead, he’ll apologize and disappear.

Libra: Your roommate will shake up one of your beers and serve it to you as a joke. For revenge, you’ll plow his girlfriend. Seems fair.

Scorpio: East Coasters, hurricane Sandy destroys your patio furniture. Non-East Coasters, you will do a chick on your patio furniture named Sandy.

Sagittarius: The woman at the massage parlor you visit suggests you both take a break and try Internet dating for a while.

Capricorn: Thanks to the hurricane, your East Coast hipster friends run out of cigarettes and PBR, eventually they stop listening to pretentious music and wearing porkpie hats.

Aquarius: You will lose you virginity to an anatomically correct mannequin.

Pisces: On the East Coast, lack of power and video games convinces you that there is no God. Non-East Coasters come to that conclusion anyway.