Super Frat

Oct15

Interview at Intervention Con

by tonyd on October 15, 2012 at 3:31 am

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Oct14

Your Fratoscope: October 14, 2012

by tonyd on October 14, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: A rat will jump out of your cake dressed in a very slutty costume. Apparently that’s what passes for rat humor these days.

Aries: You will punch a girl scout. It will be totally justified.

Taurus: You will jump the gun on the zombie apocalypse and getting arrested for shooting extras from The Walking Dead.

Gemini: The stars say, turn you TV down, the commercials are way too loud.

Lemini: Jesus will come to you in a dream and demand that you justify your draft picks in Fantasy Football.

Cancer: This week, you’ll discover that your cat’s gambling debts far exceed the money he makes.

Leo: Your name will come up to the top of Google every time you search for the word “prick”.

Virgo: You might want to cut back on the caffeine. This week a crazy homeless guy will turn to you and say, “Settle down!”

Libra: That blue cheese you’ve been eating turns out to be just regular cheese with mold on it.

Scorpio: Your pizza delivery person will arrive with no pants. Be ready.

Sagittarius: You will create the lowest rated reality show in history, “Addicted to Butlers”.

Capricorn: Unless you like stuff glued to your genitals, don’t pass out at your roommate’s party.

Aquarius: Neil Patrick Harris will cut in line in front of you at the CVS. Trust him, it’s important.

Pisces: You pet monkey throws you a surprise birthday party, for the fourth time this year he gets the date wrong. C’mon, he’s a monkey. He don’t understand time.

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Oct13

Ten Things You’ll Never See Get the Nobel Peace Prize

by tonyd on October 13, 2012 at 12:01 am

As if the Nobel Peace Prize committee hadn’t embarrassed itself enough in it’s 20th century and 21st century winners, the latest winner happens to be the European Union of all things. That’s practically an inanimate object when you get right down to it. It’s bad enough with all the self-sacrificing people in the world, politicians seem to win instead of guys actually sacrificing their lives for peace. Here now is a list of Ten Things You’ll Never See Get the Nobel Peace Prize.

1. The Long Island Expressway (I think anyone that’s been on it can agree, this is not helping world peace.)

2. The History Channel (Anything with that much Hitler footage is out, even if it’s mostly aliens and pawn shops now.)

3. The TSA (Obviously, one plane ride in the U.S. and the prize nomination would be revoked.)

4. A kilo of cocaine (A kilo of marijuana, maybe, but not cocaine.)

5. Plain white toast. (Who orders that? No one. And that’s not going to make a difference in Palestinian peace negotiations, let’s be real.)

6. Any version of Windows. (Crashes too much. You can’t have world peace crash.)

7. The Stanley Cup. (Hockey is just not a peaceful game.)

8. A Predator Drone. (This one might actually win if the world continues its Orwellian downward spiral, but generally, robots that kill people should be automatically struck from the list.)

9. Acid Reflux. (Technically a body function, but a bad one. Worse than farts, I say.)

10. 2012 (The movie. My review sums it up. Something that bad cannot bring people together.)