Jul13

The Walk Show: Castle and Pots in Oaklyn

by tonyd on July 13, 2012 at 12:01 am

Tony D discovers the castles of Oaklyn.

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Jul11

Twitter in Focus: Chelsea Peretti

by tonyd on July 11, 2012 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is comedienne, Chelsea Peretti.  (Not to be confused with Chelsea Handler.)  She’s funny.  Let’s see if her tweets match up.

@ChelseaVPeretti

July 7th:  “I ate my weight in pasta today – that’s right I ate 90 pounds of pasta! Hehehe”

I think I speak for all the bros when I say, let’s not make that a habit, Chelsea.

July 7th:  “”A rare behind the scenes look at Chelsea Peretti getting ready for her big show tonight. http://instagram.com/p/MzfMOMtdBg/ “”

And that’s what happens when you eat 90 lbs of pasta.

July 8th:  “I guess the old saying is true: “if u sleep all day bc u didn’t sleep enuf the nite b4 u mite not sleep super well or at all that next nite””

Unless you drink two quarts of tequila.

July 8th:  “If you hate your life, change something. That way you won’t be a dick to everyone you encounter”

Sadly, no one told this to Dick Cheney.

July 9th:  “IS THERE A POSSIBLE FUTURE SCI-FI WORLD WHERE AN IPHONE CUD TRUST I WROTE WORDS I INTENDED & NOT CHANGE THEM 2 GIBBERISH BUT ALSO FIX TYPOS?”

Node.

July 9th:  “DID U KNOW LOTS OF SUPER TECHY PEOPLE DON’T HAVE IPHONES”

Yeah, Bill Gates doesn’t have one.

July 9th:  “i just cut all my hair off in a panic about life”

For women, that should only happen from the neck down.

July 9th:  “Trying to fake like I have joie de vivre.”

Put on a beret, that should sell it.

July 9th:  “MY WEBSITE IS GARBAGE. Who can make one that isn’t? I can afford to pay TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jk more”

Yeah, you definitely need a new site.  If you get this message, email me.  You can use my guy.

16 hours ago:  “I wish it had worked out with Usher and Chili”

They are the Jay Z and Beyonce of slightly less successful music.

Okay, let’s rate Chelsea’s post.  I give her a 7 for Insanity, an 8 for Mustness and a 9 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 8.  You should follow her.  Not literally, on Twitter.  And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.

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Jul09

Ten Lines You’ll Never Hear on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

by tonyd on July 9, 2012 at 12:01 am

I am a huge fan of IASIP and fellow fans, this one is for you.  If you’re not a fan, oh well.  Go find another link to read, ya jabroni.

1.  “Wow, Dee!  You are really talented!”

2.  “That poor man needs our help.  C’mon gang!”

3.  “Sorry, no drinking for me.  I’ve got to read this book.”

4.  “Let’s sleep on this idea before we do something really stupid.”

5.  “Here comes a customer, c’mon everyone, back to work!”

6.  “I’m Dennis Reynolds and I’ve taken a vow of celibacy.”

7.  “Actually, you’re right, I’ve never taken karate.”

8.  “Wow, meeting you people actually made my life better.”

9.  “I’m giving up drinking.”

10.  “I’m giving up who-ores.”

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Jul08

Your Fratoscope: July 8, 2012

by tonyd on July 8, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   Julianne Moore will sneak into your house and steal the last slice of pizza.  You won’t see her, but you’ll  know.

Aries:   Your action figures will come to life and tell you to stop masturbating in front of them.

Taurus:   The stars say, the wedding DJ will not play your request because he hates you.

Gemini:  Don’t leave the dog outside too long this week or he’ll burst into flame.  Seriously, it’s God damned hot outside.

Lemini:  Your hipster friend will mug a homeless guy because he thinks it’s ironic.

Cancer:  You will meet someone special, but only if you’re willing to pay the $7.99 an hour for her webcam.

Leo:  You drug dealer will offer you a cousin a summer internship.  It works out great for everyone.

Virgo:  No zombie apocalypse this week.  Just go back to the bunker and keep drinking.

Libra:   Your robot roommate smokes 100 times more pot than your previous roommate and pays even fewer bills in a more efficient way.

Scorpio:  You only have another week to make that “50 Shades of Gray” joke while it’s relevant, so make it happen soon.

Sagittarius:  This week, your shitty job will still be shitty, but someone will buy donuts.  Yay.

Capricorn:  You conspiracy theory turns out to be true.  Chex Mix is made of Czech people.

Aquarius:  Spiderman will save you from some muggers, but you’ll have to pay him $300 a week to keep those muggers away.

Pisces:  You will finally get to taste walrus.

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