Tony D takes a walk in the blazing sun. Fuck that.
Tony D takes a walk in the blazing sun. Fuck that.
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Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is the Jay in Jay and Silent Bob, Jason Mewes. Let’s see if his tweets are as outrageous as his character. Snootchie Bootchies!
June 24th: “”Hi Youse All !” , “I am JAX MEWES, I’ll F$@K anything that MOVESssssssss”!!!!!! http://instagr.am/p/MROgYGxH4D/”
Is that dog trying to emulate your Twitter pic? I think so.
June 24th: “DEADSHOT – the elven fighter ! Come son of jor-el kneel before MEWES!!! D&D mmmmkkkk http://instagr.am/p/MRk1lNxH3B/”
Stick with a long bow, you get +1 to hit and you can let the other fighters take all the risks. I mean, that’s what I heard.
June 25th: “Hope youse all having a fantastic MONDAY !!!”
“Youse”? Did you just turn into a 1920’s gangster for one tweet?
June 25th: “When I say who’s house ,youse say JAX HOUSE , who’s house? http://instagr.am/p/MUWnEyRH2V/”
That dog actually looks kind of pissed off.
June 26th: “Yum yum balls http://instagr.am/p/MWsFrSxH4G/”
I knew it was just a matter of time before you posted a pic of your balls.
June 27th: “My Two Bestest characters in the #DC universe http://instagr.am/p/MY98ctRH5A/”
I’ll give you Deadshot, but Martian Manhunter? Really? I guess it depends upon the writer. He was a key character in Kingdom Come.
June 28th: “Thank you HASBRO for another awesome gift box, snootch snootch goes my mewes web slinger http://instagr.am/p/MbZ0UOxH02/”
Toys are a tough purchase. You gotta know the right time to sell.
June 28th: “My arm got wet so I looked up and look what I saw…he was laughing and said ” I pissed on you bittcchh” http://instagr.am/p/Mb11khRH4A/”
Don’t wash that arm. It’s good luck.
June 30th: “VIDCON yes yes y’all”
June 30th: “Labyrinth and such !!!! http://instagr.am/p/Mg6OIURH1z/”
No idea what that means.
July 2nd: “Yes yes youse guys it is CANADA day !!!!”
Canada is nothing but trouble. I saw it in a movie once.
July 2nd: “Vroom vrrooommm!!! Mewes of Anarchy http://instagr.am/p/MliKttxHxh/”
They killed a lot of characters. I could see you on that show. Just don’t tell Sutter you play D&D.
22 hours ago: “MOON Through the the tree hole!! http://instagr.am/p/MmpQfGxH-M/”
If only there was an emoticon for “I tweeting while I’m really high right now.”
Okay, let’s rate Jason’s tweets. I give him an 8 for Mustness, a 9 for Style and definitely a 10 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 9. Jason is definitely one to follow.
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