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Yo, bros! Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is one of the funniest guys every to utter a funny thing out of his funny hole, Horatio Sanz! Let’s see if his tweets are just as funny.

July 3rd:  “BOOO!!! RT @starship629: @MrHoratioSanz your pic makes u look like ur auditing for pablo escobars gay brother… Pablo escortcock”

Well, Horatio sure knows a funny line when he sees it.

July 3rd:  “I do. Do you want it?RT @KristieBeth506: @MrHoratioSanz do you have Fallons number in your phone? ahah”

Sure.  I’ve blocked it enough.

July 3rd:  “Jimmy# 646 867-5309”

Dammit.  Now he’s going to change it and call me again!  Awkward.

July 3rd:  “Oh SHIT!!!”

I posted Jay Leno’s phone #, but no one called.

July 3rd:  “Make NEW mistakes. RT @KennicotAsks:@MrHoratioSanz Knowing what you know now,what advice would you give to yourself if it were 15 years ago?”

My advice:  Don’t kill yourself trying to catch an episode of Seinfeld.  Believe me, it will be on again and again and again…

July 3rd:  “This weird Alien is a model for Hanes socks. http://lockerz.com/s/116759595”

Oo, the new socks from Ambermutant & Finch are here.

July 3rd:  “I climbed to the Hollywood sign, listening to King Of Limbs. Then I drove to Orange county and ate a Portillo’s BIG BEEF. Happy July 3rd.”

Nice.

July 3rd:  “You forgot???RT @JackiePizz: Titanic is on AMC again. Every time I see it I want to fuck in a car on a boat. Why haven’t we done that yet?”

Damn, Horatio gets all the ladies.

July 4th:  “Disappointed that the FIREWORKS trailer didn’t sell hand grenades. #Happy?4th”

We all are.  Like all Americans, we can’t get enough exploding.  Someday the NRA will make our dream a reality.

20 hours ago:  “Driving to Vegas on July 4th. The way Benjamin Franklin would have, had he known there was ever such a place.”

As he famously said, “Someday in America there will be a place where a man can get breakfast, blackjack and a blowjob all for under $100.”

7 hours ago:  “Somewhere, Lou Reed is trying to “figure out his cell phone.””

And the cellphone goes, “Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo, doo, doo-doo…”

7 hours ago:  “Weird shit. RT @GriffLightning: @MrHoratioSanz I think Lou already has this cell phone shit locked down: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGZBk_z7a6Y”

Holy shit, that’s a real thing.

6 hours ago:  “Gross. RT @jakefogelnest: @MrHoratioSanz Actually, Lou Reed has the whole social networking thing figured out:”

That craft old geezer.

Okay, let’s rate Horatio’s tweets.  He’s got a good mix of interesting and funny.  And he interacts with some other funny people as well.  If his twitter were a stock, I’d invest now.  I give him a 10 for Mustness (geez, don’t you got a job Horatio) an 8 for Insanity and a 9 for Style.  Overall, that’s a 9.  Definitely put him on the follow list.

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