Every Thursday, Super Frat lists individuals whose behaviors are so cool and righteous that they should be deemed “Full of Awesome”.
Hey bros. I love to acknowledge those that are Full of Awesome. Some day I might need them to save my life or my sandwich, either one is very important to me. Here now are this week’s heroes.
– First, let’s give credit to the Obama Administration for doing something right. This week they granted illegal Haitians an 18 month reprieve so they don’t have to go back for a while. Welcome to America! Please don’t point out the irony when our country falls apart.
– Next up, Mistah Shit would like everyone to give a huge awesome wave to the Iowa Pharmacy Board that opened the door to medical marijuana. Nice job Iowans! Who knew the middle of the country could be so awesomely progressive?
– And how about the 79 year-old Naperville man that survived four days stranded on an island? His own wife thought he might’ve been dead of a heart attack. I mean, it’s manly enough to sail a boat at that age, but to go all LOST by yourself? Nice, old bro!
– A big glass of awesome to a lawyer from San Antonio that returned a stolen antique telescope that his client stole. See? Lawyers do nice things too. The astronomer was grateful to have his $25,000 telescope back.
– Finally, stop yelling at teenagers, they’re not all bad. One saved a family from an oncoming train when their car got stuck on the tracks. Nice save bro! We’d save you a spot at Ryesmore, but you’re already too smart to attend here.
Think someone is full of awesome? Email suggestions to thefixisin@comcast.net or post in the message board.