Welcome bros, to another edition of Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die. I’m your host, Tony D. Today’s twitter target is a fangirl, TV host and producer: caseymckinnon
Casey, sadly, does not have naked pics of herself on the Internet. But you wouldn’t want that from someone that looks like your friend’s hot sister, right? Oh, right, we do. Well, let’s take a look at what she twitters.
January 29th, 1:53pm: “Woke up at 4:45am feeling extremely relieved that I was just *dreaming* I was going to be murdered by a cult of mutants.”
Casey, Professor Xavier and his brood would never murder someone in their sleep. You should know better.
January 29th, 3:50pm: “Just uploaded 3 more videos to my YouTube account that I created on Facebook 1-2 years ago: http://is.gd/hIXh”
It’s nice to have some links to free videos. That last few TIF targets charge $9.95 a month for their videos. (Make sure you click on “Retarded cats”.)
January 29th, 4:13pm: “The mutants in my dream were more like Dark Angel mutants wearing monk’s robes… apparently killing me is a religious experience.”
January 29th, 5:32pm: “So… uhh… who called me from Michigan this morning?”
Captain Michigan has his reasons.
January 29th, 8:27pm: “Everyone’s always talking about how much they love Flight of the Concords, but I find it boring.”
You’re right, it could use some more cyborgs or mutants. Well, she may be a geek, but she’s not comedy geek.
January 30th, 12:16am: “Baking my own chocolate chip cookies because store-bought is teh suck.”
Amen to that. Casey is a woman that likes what she likes, bros and she’s not afraid to say it. She’s about quality. Raising the bar.
January 30th, 12:54am: “Two adorable movie babies: Oscar from Ghostbusters II & Toby from Labyrinth.”
She’s a geek, but definitely a girl geek.
January 30th, 1:34am: “How do you like *THEM* cookies? http://flickr.com/photos/ca…”
We like ’em, Casey. We also like all these link and daily photos. Makes the twitter that much more visible. Nice work.
January 30th, 3:13am: “There are some things I *want* to Twitter, but they’re way too harsh… and I just don’t want to put anyone down. You know?”
I find that an extra helping of alcohol will loosen things up. You won’t give a shit what you’re typing then.
January 30th, 3:42am: “Wondered how this film was made for $218.32 til I read it was an “autobiographical documentary”: http://is.gd/hMye I call it: Filmurbation.”
Says the woman that posts a daily picture of herself. The whole twitter nation is just the pot calling the kettle black saying something like that.
January 30th, 4:12am: “Downloading a crap load of GarageBand updates… and wondering what the plural of “opus” is – because that’s what I’ll be composing soon.”
Opi.
January 30th, 4:36am: “Listening to Bela Lugosi’s Dead by Bauhaus (the song used at the beginning of The Hunger).”
Oh, yeah. That’s early Goth stuff.
January 30th, 4:50am: “Thinking in terms of “ratio”, the budget of T3 helps me think about how to budget our indie SFX-filled work: http://is.gd/hMMM”
Damn! Good link. The Governator got a sick load of money, didn’t he?
January 30th, 2:33pm: “Heading out for lunch with @brigittedale and then coffee with the great John de Lancie (http://tinyurl.com/cwac5t.”
Casey, you geek name dropper you. What the heck is Q up to these days?
January 30th, 8:37pm: “What a day! Feeling creative and networky… Wrote three more [deleted}s in the car ride today.”
January 30th, 8:38pm: “Also, John de Lancie was delightful… maybe someday I’ll tell him about how my hands were shaking for the first 30 minutes of our meeting.”
Hmmm, one minute she’s working and then the next minute she’s gushing about John De Lancie. Did she forget and then remember or feel obligated to satisfy her “twitter” audience? And what’s she working on?
January 31st, 12:47am: “Back from @MeltdownComics, mind racing and trying to relax. LONG, big day.”
Okay, fangirl cred. Meltdown is a pretty good comic book store.
(Daily self portrait of Casey 1/31/09)
January 31st, 2:15am: “SO STRESSED from watching Battlestar Galactica that I feel like I have indigestion.”
Yeah, I get the same way from watching, uh, nothing. Why watch a TV show that stresses you? Still, fangirl cred. Hey, maybe you over nerded yourself.
January 31st, 2:39am: “Trivia: Does anyone remember the song that Super Dave Osborne sang while flying around on wires in an empty theater? @Reply with link pls.”
Man, that’s a tough one. All I could find of Super Dave was him telling this joke.
January 31st, 2:43am: “Feeling anxious… going offline.”
Don’t watch Battlestar Galactica. The original one will really depress you.
January 31st, 2:59pm: “Mmm… Mongolian BBQ”
Nice.
Well, what have we learned from Casey? She’s a geek, can bake cookies, has lunch with celebrities and takes a lot of pictures of herself. She posts some quality links and accompanies her twittering with visuals. I have to give her an 8 for Style (good links and pics), 4 for Mustness (lots of responses and mundane mixed with the good) and a 6 for Insanity (a bit conceited, but what actor or actress isn’t?), I also give her a bonus of 1.5 for being funny. That’s an overall score of 7.5. Not bad. See you on the geek circuit, Case’! And hey, if you ever want to review Super Frat, let us know!
If only Liam Neeson kicked this much ass in the Star Wars movie. Taken is a pretty standard action movie done really, really well. Written by Luc Besson of The Professional, fame and directed by Pierre Morel, cinematographer from the Transporter, the French duo crafts a movie that starts kicking ass and doesn’t stop until the body count is waaaay up there.
Liam plays an ex-CIA guy (how many English guys do we have in the CIA anyway) who gave up his career to try and reconnect with his daughter, now turning 17. The set up is well paced and even engaging. (My immediate reaction was, “Get to the killing!” but then I was like, “Hey these characters are interesting.”) Liam’s ex-wife, her new husband, his CIA buddies— They all come off as real. And you feel like you could watch this character in a series saving people week after week.
You see the basic set up in this movie in the trailer. His daughter goes to Paris and gets herself kidnapped, but the kidnappers have made a terrible mistake. Liam is going to kill them. The action sequences are smartly done. Our hero isn’t superman, he just knows how to kill you. And when you see what incredible scumbags the bad guys are, you won’t lose a wink of sleep watching them go down one by one.
One of the more shocking moments of this action-fest is when Liam greets an old buddy at dinner with his wife. What happens is messed up, but the justification is there. That’s how scummy the bad guys are in this. I learned two things from this movie 1) Never go to Paris and 2) Don’t piss off Liam Neeson. Because he will find you and he will kill you. Once Liam gets to Paris, don’t go to the bathroom bros, because the action starts then and it doesn’t stop until a whole lot of Albanian gangsters are dead. I think even people that don’t really like action/revenge movies (hello ladies) will get behind the Liam Neeson character, because the groundwork is laid out early on and he is, at heart, a swell guy. (Even if he killed a whole lot of people.)
I give this movie 9 keggers out of 10. Bros, this movie kicks major ass.
Welcome Bros, to another episode of Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant I found from Apathyangel‘s list of followed, lexilapetina. Lexi describes herself as a Pin-Up model and the owner of an adult entertainment site containing her homemade porn. Yes, everything is better homemade Lexi. Let’s see how you twitter.
January 8th, 8:41pm: “I got a nasty black, blue and green bruise on my leg….due to sex :(“
Good start, but it’s nothing less than I’d expect from a pornstar. Well, actually, I’d expect a pornstar to be good enough at sex NOT to hurt herself, but maybe she’s banging fans like so many of them do. Let’s hope so, bros.
January 9th, 10:02PM: “Tooooo much running a biking….my legs hurt so bad, I can hardly walk.”
I sure hope “running” means “fucking” and “biking” means “banging” and “a” means “and”.
January 10th, 1:56PM: “At a hockey game….drinking beer n hangin with friends :)”
Pornstar + beer fan + hockey fan. I think we like where this is going bros.
January 12th, 10:24PM: “Worked my ass off today….relaxin…thinkin and drinkin wine ;)”
Please, not that beautiful ass. Go back and reaffix it please.
January 13th, 9:32AM: “Toss’d n turned all nite due 2 a buncha thoughts on my mind. Never know how 2 put my brain 2 rest. Mayb start knockin it out w/ tylenol pm?”
Not a good idea, Lexi. I know a guy that may have died from drinking and taking a Benadryl. What are you thinking about Lexi? The economy? Gitmo? Fixing Healthcare? Don’t worry, Lexi. The porn bailout was a joke. Next to soup lines, standing in porn lines will be all the rage in a few months.
January 14th, 1:48AM: “Watching Eyes Wide Shut for the first time…thought it was all about hot sex. Instead I am spooked, its kinda scary.”
Yeah, kinda scary they finished that movie. What kind of monster can turn an orgy scene into something boring? Tom Cruise was more convincing in Valkyrie.
January 14th, 3:12PM: “4 my fab pervy members – I am workin out in a thong right now, ck my spycams. 4 all else ovr 18 – join eroticneighbor.com to see ;)”
Well, twitter has a new function! It can tell you when the webcam girls are on. “Tom, I’m going to have to take a rain check on that meeting. I have to…uh, file something.”
January 14th, 6:57PM: “Gas stations now have TV’s at each pump?! Well…if they can’t hv -full service- in FL then @ least now I can watch tv as I pump my own gas.”
What an age we live in, Lexi. Are these the thoughts that keep you up at night?
January 15th, 11:48PM: “Totally roasted my body in the tanning bed….n it didn’t help that I rubbed lotion on completely uneven….I now look like a candy cane :-0″
Insert your own perverted thought here.
January 18th, 4:32PM: “watching 9 1/2 weeks…..one of the sexiest movies eva made!”
Well, it’s better than Eyes Wide Shut. What, no Last Tango in Paris?
January 19th, 10:12PM: “Just download the Ms. Packman app to my crackberry…sawweeeet ;)”
pornstar + beer fan + hockey fan + video game fan + decent taste in movies = We love you Lexi!
January 21st, 8:12AM: “Omg its 39 degrees in Florida right now…..I couldn’t be happier!!!”
Big fan of cold. Yeah, well, the snow is always fluffier, Lexi. Besides, we all prefer warm so you can be more naked.
January 23rd, 9:45AM: “Wondering if my members have thought-up some naughty punishments for me…for last nights failed cam show??!”
“Yes, Tom, I realized I missed the previous meeting, but I still didn’t…uh, file that thing.”
January 23rd, 5:36PM: “Al and I wanna throw a sex party just like the one in the movie – Eyes wide Shut – love the mask idea…cept w/o all the creepy voodoo shit.”
Al?! Who is this, Al?! Aw, Lexi. We thought we were the only one for you.
January 25th, 10:52AM: “Got a much needed sports massage yesterday….my back’s been riddled with knots. Today, I am in so much pain from it :(“
Sports massage? No, Lexi, that football player wasn’t massaging your boobs for you.
Well, Lexi seems pretty nice. Obviously, she’s using her twitter to pimp her many sites. She’s got a pin up site, a porn site, facebook, myspace, a forum— No wonder she only twitters about once a day. Where do you find the time to get naked, have sex and photograph it, Lexi? She must have an army of nerds to run all these sites.
Now it’s time to rate Lexi’s twit. I give her a 5 for Style (she’s pimping her sites about 25% of the time, kind of spammy), 8 for Mustness (she is incredibly hot, naked and porny on her sites) and finally a 5 for Insanity (although she keeps hurting herself, she sounds relatively stable) . Plus a bonus of 3 for having a porn site. This gives lexilapetina an overall score of 7.
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