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Jan15

Your Fratoscope: January 15, 2012

by tonyd on January 15, 2012 at 3:05 am

If your birthday is this week:   You will find out your car insurance does not cover accidents with hot dog carts and that you can eat hot dogs right off the ground if you’re hungry enough. Aries:   This week, brace […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec25

Your Christmas Fratoscope!

by tonyd on December 25, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You poor bastard.  Normal people have birthdays in different weeks so they get presents twice.  You poor, poor bastard. Aries:  The good news is, your boyfriend got you a puppy.  The bad news is, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec18

Your Fratoscope: December 18, 2011

by tonyd on December 18, 2011 at 1:50 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your visit to Santa’s workshop is disillusioning.  Turns out, Superman builds all the toys. Aries:  The stars say, you’ve got 99 problems and most of them are bitches. Taurus:  Your Dungeons and Dragons game […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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