Posts Tagged apple

12 results.
Dec29

Rewritten Headlines: God Tumor to Highway Guacamole

by tonyd on December 29, 2017 at 12:01 am

God is a Brain Tumor Shirt Works Every 20th Worker To Lose Job Man Cancels Out Good Fortune People All Over the World Love Bacon Worst Clean Up on Aisle 2 Ever Company That’s Not Scamming You Apologies For Scamming […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

└ Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Comments Off on Rewritten Headlines: God Tumor to Highway Guacamole
Oct14

Ten Things I’d Like to See in the News

by tonyd on October 14, 2017 at 1:47 am

The news is so awful recently.  Here now are Ten Things I’d Like to See in the News before the end of 2017.  Donald Trump retires to tweet full time.  Americans become so healthy, healthcare costs plummet.  Iran elects Elmo […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

└ Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Comments Off on Ten Things I’d Like to See in the News
Jun17

Ten Things I Expect Amazon to Buy

by tonyd on June 17, 2017 at 12:02 am

Amazon is buying Whole Foods.  Soon, they may own a lot more.  Here now are Ten Things I Expect Amazon to Buy.  Every Yoga and Pilates school.  The recipe for Patchouli Oil.  The trademark for the word “hipster”.  The PBR […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

└ Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Comments Off on Ten Things I Expect Amazon to Buy