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Apr14

Your Fratoscope: April 14, 2013

by tonyd on April 14, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Throw your birthday cake through the window and get down.  Then never order from the Al Qeada Bakery again. Aries:  Your right nipple will itch this week. Taurus:  Your YouTube parody of Breaking Bad […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr07

Your Fratoscope: April 7, 2013

by tonyd on April 7, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your mispronunciation of the word “Ferrari” gets you a ferret painted fire engine red this year. Aries:  Beware of a co-worker.  He may beat you in the face with his keyboard for sending him […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar31

Your Easter Fratoscope

by tonyd on March 31, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your friends come over to celebrate, but all you can think about is how you’re missing the Season 3 premiere of A Game of Thrones. Aries:  The Easter Bunny leaves you plenty of candy, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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