Posts Tagged Aquarius

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Mar24

Your Fratoscope: March 24, 2013

by tonyd on March 24, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You sensei comes for a visit and together, you teach that biker gang a lesson they’ll never forget. Aries:  Your cupcake launcher is a huge success with fat people who’d rather not make the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar17

Your St. Patty’s Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on March 17, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  What good’s a prediction when you’ll probably end up black out drunk and not rememberin’ anything?  You’ll be drunk! Aries:  You’ll go to bed with a fine lookin’ redhead, but wake up with a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar10

Your Fratoscope: March 10, 2013

by tonyd on March 10, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll wake up on campus naked with no memory of the night before.  Fortunately, the beard that’s Super Glued to your face is obscuring your identity in the videos that were posted online. Aries:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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