Posts Tagged Aquarius

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Sep16

Your Fratoscope: September 16, 2012

by tonyd on September 16, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Go easy on the shrimp.  Turns out, the buffet is not free and you’re at the wrong wedding. Aries:   The Japanese will make a game show about your pathetic life.  It will be weird […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep09

Your Fratoscope: September 9, 2012

by tonyd on September 9, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will be offered an new and exciting business opportunity, at least, that’s what you pimp will call it. Aries:   Billionaire Warren Buffet will pay a trumpet player to wake you up at the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep02

Your Fratoscope: September 2, 2012

by tonyd on September 2, 2012 at 12:30 am

If your birthday is this week:  A Porno Pizza parlor will open in your neighborhood.  Just don’t order the sausage. Aries:   Your buddy that’s over 950 lbs will ask you to come over and bring a wheelbarrow full of pancakes […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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