Posts Tagged Aquarius

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Aug26

Your Fratoscope: August 26, 2012

by tonyd on August 26, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  A man in the supermarket will challenge you to a shopping cart race and then throw frozen peas at you after losing. Aries:   You will discover that the presidential candidate staying in your guest […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug19

Your Fratoscope: August 19, 2012

by tonyd on August 19, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   The stars say, this is a bad week to break your crazy uncle out of the insane asylum. Aries:   Your visit the Nudist colony finally cures you of your experimentation with steroids. Taurus:  You […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug12

Your Fratoscope: August 12, 2012

by tonyd on August 12, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   You’ll finally get that gold medal you wanted.  Just get out of Michael Phelps’s apartment before he comes back. Aries:   Your vampire buddy will tell you that it’s okay to invite him in now.  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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