Posts Tagged Aquarius

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Jul15

Your Fratoscope: July 15, 2012

by tonyd on July 15, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   You’ll start to tell a joke, but realize it sounded funnier in your head and that it’s probably inappropriate to tell at your aunt’s funeral. Aries:   You will discover that pimps are extremely good […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul08

Your Fratoscope: July 8, 2012

by tonyd on July 8, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   Julianne Moore will sneak into your house and steal the last slice of pizza.  You won’t see her, but you’ll  know. Aries:   Your action figures will come to life and tell you to stop […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul01

Your Fratoscope: July 1, 2012

by tonyd on July 1, 2012 at 2:47 am

If your birthday is this week:   You will discover that the “seeds” in the bottom of your iced tea are actually rat turds.  Happy birthday! Aries:   You will notice a significant decline in the quality of your cellphone conversations on […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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