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Jun24

Your Fratoscope: June 24, 2012

by tonyd on June 24, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your surprise party is awesome until your party guests discover that porn DVD in your DVD player. Aries:  You will be disappointed at the movies either because you drop your popcorn or because you […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun17

Your Father’s Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on June 17, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  The paternity test comes back.  Congrats!  This day means something to you now! Aries:  Your dad will love the tie and the stripper you sent to deliver it. Taurus:  The stars say, your kids […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun10

Your Fratoscope: June 10, 2012

by tonyd on June 10, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Today you will get really drunk, take the best dump of your life and the worst visit to a department store dressing room. Aries: The fortune cookies have been lying to you.  The only […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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