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Apr22

Your Fratoscope: April 22, 2012

by tonyd on April 22, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will learn that you are going to Hell, unfortunately it’s not even for any of your best sins. Aries:  You 4/20 celebration goes according to plan since reading this Fratoscope is the first […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr15

Your Tax Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on April 15, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   Wesley Snipes calls you and wishes you a happy birthday as part of his court-ordered service.  You will ask if you can call him sometime.  He’ll tell you, “No.” Aries:  The ghost of Willie […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr08

Your Easter Fratoscope

by tonyd on April 8, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   That gopher you buried under a rock three days ago, pushes it away and runs into the woods.  Eleven of the other 12 gophers follow him. Aries:  You will vow never to drink on […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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