Posts Tagged Aquarius

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Apr01

Your Fratoscope: April Fool’s Day

by tonyd on April 1, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   You drone hits the wrong target.  April Fool!  That orphanage was full of terrorists too. Aries:  You will look great in that bikini this summer.  April Fool! Taurus:  When the Zombie Apocalypse comes, you […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar25

Your Fratoscope: March 25, 2012

by tonyd on March 25, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   Good news.  The space debris will not hit you this week, but you will be suffering from Space Madness. Aries:  You discover that the pushy nun you met, was a dominatrix.  That’s probably why […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar18

Your Fratoscope: March 18, 2012

by tonyd on March 18, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   You will realize that parade was not for you.  It was St. Patty’s Day and you just happen to love green and drunken Irish people. Aries:   You will eat several moldy objects in your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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