Posts Tagged Aquarius

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Mar11

Your Fratoscope: March 11, 2012

by tonyd on March 11, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will accidentally set your time machine ahead one hour and strand yourself in Ancient Egypt. Aries:   Your iPad 7 arrives from the future to upgrade your iPad 3. Taurus:   The stars say, your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar04

Your Fratoscope: March 4, 2012

by tonyd on March 4, 2012 at 2:13 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your surprise party will be canceled due to lack of interest.  Surprise! Aries:   You will attend an NHL hockey game and catch a puck with your ribs.  Fortunately, the BBQ sauce cushions the blow, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb26

Your Fratoscope: February 26, 2012

by tonyd on February 26, 2012 at 1:52 am

If your birthday is this week:    Your World of Warcraft character will discover Jesus and give up being a 35th level Wizard. Aries:   You will go to bed with the girlfriend you’re cheating on and wake up with your junk […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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